Yesterday, we wrote about a company that will send envelopes with a note to anyone you want.

The envelopes are also full of glitter, so opening the note results in a craft-store-like mess. Here are three more notes we’d like to see in the envelopes:

1. “Inspected by No. 17. Yeah, I’m not happy about it either.”

2. “May contain glitter.”

3. “This is what the end of a Kanye West concert feels like.”

Categories: Mildly Bad News

Tags: Business, crafts, Humor, jokes, kanye West, Parody, practical jokes, satire, Writing