Yahoo Finance reports that McDonald’s is creating a new slogan for next year. And contrary to internet rumors, the slogan will not be “Lovin’ Beats Hatin’.”
3 Slogans We Propose For McDonald’s
1. “McDonald’s: We Used To Be The Largest Shareholder Of Chipotle Mexican Grill. Yeah, Selling Those Health-Conscious-Seeming Shares Seems Like A Mistake Now. Would You Like A Salad?”
2. “McDonald’s: Now Answering All The Dumb Questions People Asked In Our Canadian Marketing Campaign In America.”
3. “McDonald’s: I’m Subbing It!” (this one assume McDonald’s introduces subs worldwide to compete with Subway a few decades too late.)
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