Business Insider reports that Apple has sent out invitations to an event on September 9, 2014, featuring the words “Wish we could say more.”

3 Attempts By Us To Interpret The Meaning Of The Words

1. Siri will now give details of what you were really doing when you were “working late.”

2. Apple introduces iToddler, the electronic kid with a limited vocabulary, which does not include saying when he has to go to the bathroom.

3. “We wish we could say more, but this isn’t some Evite, with 100 people explaining their life stories of why they are ‘maybes.’ On second thought, we’re glad we can’t say more.”

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