Michelle Bachmann Will Consider Every Option Available In The World. P.S. Does Anyone Want To Store 6,000,000 Options In Their Garage Once She’s Done Reviewing Them?

CNN reports that Michelle Bachmann announced today that she will not be seeking reelection for her House of Representatives seat in 2014.

From the article:

“Bachmann, who’s in her fourth term representing Minnesota’s 6th District, promised that there ‘is no future option or opportunity’ that she ‘won’t be giving serious consideration if it can help save and protect our great nation for future generations.'”

3 Questions For Michelle Bachmann

1. There are probably hundreds of millions of options on which Powerball numbers to play. And winning would be good for America, if you use the money to hire millions of more people to consider other options for you. Are you sure, this whole considering every option is not taking a bit too much on, especially when you can’t apparently take another term in Congress on?

2. Is saving money a future option that a Tea Partier like you would agree could help save and protect future generations? And if so, will you take future steps to not charge anyone fees to see you speak on the lecture circuit? Are you considering all the money Americans could save by not paying to listen to you recite often inaccurate facts, when Fox News gives away that type of information for free?

3. So, you will consider reality TV? Not so much a question, but since you’re considering every future option, appearing on Dancing With The Stars has to be better for the future of America than appearing on Rock Of Whatever Bus Arrives At This Stop Next with Bret Michaels.

We will never ask you for options, although we always suggest the option of following us on Twitter!

Categories: Humor, Mildly Bad News, Politics

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2 replies

  1. Maybe she was just talking about stock options. I’m sure there are a few companies that would like to thank her for her hard work.


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