NRA Switches Position To Against “Universal” Background Checks. Is There Something Happening On One Of Jupiter’s 67 Moons They Don’t Want Us To Know About?

CNN reports that NRA CEO, Wayne LaPierre stated at yesterday’s Senate Gun hearing that he is against universal background checks, which he was apparently in favor of in 1999.

3 New Slogans We Propose For The NRA

1. “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun, is with a good guy with a gun, but if you want to find out which is which, jump in a DeLorean and head to 1999, McFly!”

2. “The NRA: Metaphorically Shooting Ourselves In The Foot Whenever Our CEO Metaphorically Shoots Off His Mouth.”

3. “The NRA: All Of Our Computers And Policy Positions Stored On Them Jumped Back 100 Years Due To Y2K Reverting Everything To 1900 At The End Of 1999.”



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