Mitt Romney Has Spent Months Rehearsing Zingers For Tomorrow Night’s Debate

The New York Times reports that in preparation for tomorrow night’s debates, Mitt Romney has spent months rehearsing “zingers.”

This is exciting news since we haven’t seen zingers made to a President since Sinbad starred in the movie First Kid.

And we also look forward to seeing if Mitt Romney is as funny as his wife Ann said in her speech at the Republican Convention given he didn’t appear to joke in his own speech and it apparently takes him months to rehearse a “spontaneous-appearing” zinger.

Three Zingers For Mitt Romney That Took Less Than Six Weeks To Write… Six Minutes, Actually… What Do You Expect In A Free Blog?

1. “This President’s deficit is so big, it’s got its own zip code! It’s 9-0-2-1-0-my-goodness!”

2. “Mr. President, you need to get off your liberal, elitist, high horse. My wife Ann has the perfect smaller dressage horse for you if you want to buy one for a million dollars. Not really a joke here, just trying to do a spontaneous lucrative business transaction, and they told me not to mention $10,000 in a debate again.”

3. “Listen, if America wanted a professor for a President, they would have picked Professor Plum in the Conservatory with the Revolver, not Professor Numbers, in the Nerd Library with the calculator! Don’t believe me? Ask Professor Plum – he’s in one of the five conservatories in my La Jolla home right now!”

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