You’ll Finally Put Your SmartPhone Down For Christmas Eve

Sandvine reports that internet usage increases over the holiday season, with the exception of the evening of Christmas Eve, and Christmas dinner. Usage spikes on December 26 as people use new tech gifts.

3 More Reasons Smart Phone Usage Declines Christmas Eve

1. Poor cellular reception in Church.

2. Your mom’s tolerance for smart phones during carol singing declines to annual low, after you post her missing a note on Vine, and show it to everyone else in the room and country a thousand times on loop.

3. NORAD tracking of Santa Claus totally messes with WiFi. So does sleigh on roof knocking cables out of place. As does high frequency-light-emitting reindeer nose.

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