We continue our series on a British Airways inflight movie selection about a 7 hour train ride to Oslo that is being offered for viewing. So here are…

3 More Boring Titles For This Fourth Of July

1. Bored On The Fourth Of July: The Behind The Scenes Look At How Tom Cruise Grew A Moustache For The Movie Born On The Fourth Of July.

2. Beard On The Fourth Of July: The Behind The Scenes Look At How Harvey Fierstein Grew A Beard For The Movie Independence Day.

3. Bubba Gump Shrimp Factory Employee Training Manual: The Movie. This instructional video explains how to put the movie Forrest Gump on loop every hour the restaurant is open, even on holidays like today, until you slowly go insane.

Happy July 4th To Our American Readers!

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