On Friday, we mentioned how the Weather Channel has masterminded the marketing idea of naming winter storms, which explains why Winter Storm #Nemo had a hash-tag in it’s name.

We suggested that we’d like to see E!, Fox News, and A&E name storms. Here are 3 more networks…

1. CNBC. All storms must either contain the word “Money,” “Power,” or “Suze Orman.” Which is all impressive until winter storm Suze Orman yells that you are “Denied, denied, denied, the right to buy a winter coat made of diamond-encrusted, unpaid credit card bills!”

2. CBS. The storms would be variations of acronyms and name the actual cities where the storms were expected, which would be partially useful when NCIS-CSI: Miami rolls into Nashville.

3. MTV. All of the storms would be named after words that broadcast TV regulators views as “obscene.” So while we’d never know the actual wide array of storm names, we would all know that we best get prepared for Winter Storm “Bleep’n Bleep Bleeeeeep!”

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