CNN reports that U.S. President Barack Obama refused an offer of pot in a Denver bar.

3 Other Things We’d Like To See The President Refuse In A Bar

1. An offer to wear a patron’s Google Glass to see the recording they just made of a failed pick-up line.

2. A chicken-wing-sauce covered trivia-game-playing remote when a patron wants to see if someone in the bar can name the Secretary of State.

3. A $5 drink paid with a $20, where the server gave all the change in coins hoping to get a bigger tip.

Categories: Politics

Tags: bars, Denver, drinking, Humor, marijuana, Parody, Politics, satire, trivia