CBC reports that the founder of Zara, Amancia Ortega, was briefly the world’s wealthiest man, overtaking Bill Gates on Friday. But when Microsoft stock soared after releasing earnings, that title returned to Bill Gates, just hours after he lost it…. Read More ›
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Here Are 3 Slogans We Propose For Bankrupt American Apparel
The NY Post reports that American Apparel has filed for bankruptcy, but will continue operations. Since they may not be able to afford slogans right now, we offer 3: American Apparel: Thank You For Buying Your Clothes At Fast Fashion… Read More ›
Breaking: Donald Trump Rocking Suit And Red Baseball Cap… But Doesn’t Seem To Know Mercedes Builds Vehicles In Alabama
Donald Trump is speaking in a stadium in Mobile, Alabama, live on CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News. He is wearing a red cap, which we assume is his outdoor-avoid-a-combover-blowing-in-the-wind cap. In his speech, he pointed out that Americans get nothing… Read More ›
Toronto Driver Caught With Mannequins In High Occupancy Vehicle Lane
CBC reports that a man has been charged by police after being caught driving in an HOV lane created for the upcoming Toronto Pan Am Games with two female mannequins. One of the mannequins was wearing a Montreal Expos cap…. Read More ›
Guy With 11% of the Vote Of One Party Loses Support Of Wealthier Billionaire
Forbes reports that Mexican telecom billionaire, Carlos Slim, one of the world’s several richest men, severed ties with Donald Trump related to some undisclosed Mexican TV show. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. How did the Trump name… Read More ›
Guess You Can’t Buy A “Made In China” Trump Tie At Macy’s
CNN reports that due to offensive comments made by Republican hopeful Donald Trump, Macy’s has stopped carrying Trump-branded products. 3 Lessons Learned From This Story 1. Dropped by NBC and now Macy’s for “talking?” Sounds like Trump isn’t so good… Read More ›
3 New Slogans We Propose For T-Shirts Worn By Actors In Trump Campaign
Yesterday we wrote about a Hollywood Reporter story that Donald Trump hired actors st $50 a pop to cheer him at his announcement that he is running for President. They wore T-shirts saying “Trump Make America Great Again!” Next time,… Read More ›
Even If You’re A Leprechaun, Your Carry-On Bag May Be Too Large For Your Next Trip To Ireland
Yahoo reports that the International Air Transportation Association has introduced an initiative to reduce the standard size of carry-on bags. Fortunately, America, the U.S. Air Carriers trade group does not seem interested in reducing the size of carry-ons. We’re sure… Read More ›
Sorry, Zach Galifianakis, That Beard May Be Dirtier Than A Toilet Seat
Albuquerque’s Action 7 News reports that it has been swabbing things for many years… so when that’s your role in the news industrial complex, eventually you are asked to do a story about having a microbiologist swab men’s beards. The… Read More ›
Those Tattoos Of Your Heart Beating May Be Screwing Up Your Apple Watch
Marketwatch reports that Apple Watch may be misreading the heart rate of people with tattoos on their wrists. 3 Tattoos We Suggest You May Want To Avoid 1. Tattoo of an Apple Watch. Probably not the best way to show… Read More ›
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