Yahoo Finance reports that Abercrombie & Fitch is dropping its “sexualized” marketing and use of shirtless male models at events. Here are 3 new slogans we propose for the company: 1. Abercrombie: Apparently shirtless people aren’t so good at selling… Read More ›
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100 Million-Year-Old Fossil Found Near Texas Construction Site
The Toronto Sun reports that a 100-million year old nodasaur fossil was found at a mall construction site by a four-year old boy. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. What was Alice Cooper doing in Texas? Isn’t he… Read More ›
Missing Woman Found In Search Party Searching For Her
According to a 2012 story in the Toronto Sun, a search party in Iceland was called off after it was realized that the woman being searched for was actually in the search party. Seems she got off a tour bus,… Read More ›
Intelligent Aliens May Weigh 650 Pounds
CNET reports that a cosmologist has used a mathematical formula to estimate that intelligent alien beings may be 650 pounds. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. Will they eat you if they come to this planet? We’re hoping… Read More ›
Burger King Perfume.
Yahoo Finance reports that Burger King will be introducing a limited edition perfume that smells like Whoppers in Japan on April Fool’s Day. So since we’ve been coming up with slogans this week to try to help companies, here are…… Read More ›
3 Slogans We Propose For The Upcoming Google Watch
Wired reports that Google is making a smart watch with luxury watch maker Tag Heurer to compete with the Apple Watch. Here are 3 slogans we propose for the watch… 1. “Google: We Wait For Apple To Invent Stuff, Then… Read More ›
Apple to unveil Apple Watch on Monday. Here Are 3 Features We’d Like To See…
1. App that laughs at $30,000 watches that only tell time. (Said $30,000 watches will retaliate by blinding the Apple Watch using the sun and their diamond-encrusted bands. Then they will run away to pawn shops crying little diamond tears.)… Read More ›
Snuggie Scandal!
The Associated Press reports that the company that makes Snuggies (the blanket with sleeves!) has entered an eight-million dollar settlement with the FTC after allegedly deceptive marketing practices. Allegedly, buy-one-get-one free Snuggie offers apparently weren’t so free when customers got… Read More ›
Beauty Pageant Brawl.
The Daily Mail reports that a Brazilian beauty contest ended with the runner-up grabbing the winner’s crown and throwing it on the floor. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. Was the runner-up asked earlier what she would do… Read More ›
Breaking News: Counterfeit Goods In China!
The Wall Street Journal reports that the Chinese government suggested in a paper that Alibaba, the Chinese company that allows people and businesses to sell stuff to online for a fee may have counterfeit items on its shopping sites. 3… Read More ›
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