CNN reports that Donald Trump has rejected some skits for tonight’s SNL episode he will be hosting because they are too risqué for Iowa voters. Here are 3 slogans we propose for the show: SNL: We Don’t Want To Risk… Read More ›
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Asking Price For World Series Tickets Reached Record High Yesterday
CNBC reported before yesterday’s Mets-Royals game that at an average asking price of $1437.19, the price of tickets to see a World Series game in New York reached a record high. 3 Observations That Arise From This Story So that’s… Read More ›
3 Lessons Learned After Trump Ends Fox News Boycott Within A Week
Yahoo reports that six days after Donald Trump said he would boycott Fox News for the foreseeable future, he agreed to appear on tonight’s O’Reilly Factor. 3 Lessons Learned From Donald Trump’s Fox News Boycott When Trump says he’d boycott… Read More ›
Breaking: Anderson Cooper Showing Wear Moderators Will Sit In Tomorrow’s GOP Debate!
Anderson Cooper just did a segment showing where specific CNN reporters will be sitting at tomorrow night’s GOP debate. 3 Reasons CNN must think this is “news.” Everyone wants to know where Dana Bash is going to sit. By, everyone,… Read More ›
CNN: Over 225,000 Jail-Broken iPhones Hacked…
CNN reports that over 225,000 jail-broken iPhones have been hacked. “What does ‘jail-break’ mean,” our grandparents are asking. According to the article: “Jail-breaking allows iPhone owners to access parts of a phone’s file systems that are otherwise restricted for security… Read More ›
Cheney Declines To Endorse Trump, But What Does That Really Mean?
Facebook reports that Dick Cheney has told CNN’s Anderson Cooper in a report to air tonight that “I will support the nominee of my party, as I always have.” 3 Translations Of This Comment “I do not endorse Donald Trump,… Read More ›
Star: Canada’s Leading Party Doesn’t Want Its Candidates To Do Media Interviews During Election Campaign.
The Toronto Star reports Canada’s ruling Conservative party has told its candidates for members of Parliament not to talk to the media during the current federal election campaign. The article quotes Canadian Prime Minister, Stephen Harper’s “Director of Communications” as… Read More ›
Donald Trump and Drunk Uncle Called For Jury Duty in New York
Fox News reports that Donald Trump and SNL cast member Bobby Moynihan were called for jury duty at a New York City Courthouse. Imagine seeing those two on the same jury. Then imagine both of them deciding your fate! 4… Read More ›
Three New Hosts We’d Like To See For The Celebrity Apprentice
The Associated Press reports that NBC has terminated its business relationships with Donald Trump due to offensive comments he made. But there’s “better” news – the Celebrity Apprentice may continue with a new host. Here are our three suggestions… 1…. Read More ›
3 Sarcastic Excuses As To Why Your “Unlimited” Phone Data Plan May Be Limited
USA Today reports that the FCC plans to fine AT&T over $100 million dollars for allegedly slowing down the speeds of data on “unlimited” phone plans, resulting in the plans technically being “limited.” Here are our 3 sarcastic explanations of… Read More ›
