During the “fun” part of last night’s CNN GOP Town Hall, Donald Trump said he was a fan of fast food. He really likes McDonald’s “Fish Delight” (not a real menu item). From CNN.com: “‘One bad hamburger, you can destroy… Read More ›
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Red Lobster Slayin’ After Beyoncé Song Lyric
Business Insider reports that Red Lobster’s sales increased 33% on Super Bowl Sunday, a day after Beyoncé released her song Formation, which makes reference to Red Lobster. From the article: “We had no idea Beyoncé was going to give us… Read More ›
Brief Summary Of CBS GOP Debate
America should be more like it was in Ronald Reagan’s 1980s – with a debate similar to WWF wrestling and the Morton Downey Jr. show! It’s time for America’s do-nothing Congress to ensure America has a do-nothing Supreme Court by… Read More ›
Jeb Breaks Out The W!
The Daily Mail reports that Jeb Bush will have his brother, former President George W. Bush at his side at a rally in South Carolina. Three More ‘W’s We’d Like To See Rally With Jeb Bush Wizards. Perhaps they could reveal… Read More ›
3 New Slogans For Trump Now That He Hears Unemployment Is 42%
Earlier this week Donald Trump told supporters to not believe that America has a 5% unemployment rate. He hears it’s more like 42%! Here are 3 new slogans we propose for Trump: “Making America great again, by a secret plan… Read More ›
Live: 3 Suggestions For Tonight’s Democratic Debate
Backdrop saying this is a “PBS NEWS HOUR” debate is clearly misleading in this two hour debate. This would be a better sponsor if the debate was held at 2:00 a.m. when Daylight Savings Time ends in a few weeks. Hey… Read More ›
Breaking: Rick Santorum Drops Out Of Presidential Race
Also breaking: did CNN accidentally run a headline from 2012 by reporting this? Hey, CNN, we got more “breaking” 2012 news nobody cared about then – Snookie’s friend Deena hooked up with some loser with a pixelated face on Jersey Shore before the… Read More ›
3 More Flavors Of Oreos We Predict Will Be Released
Yesterday, we wrote about the folks at Oreos shaking things up by introducing a new flavor. Here are 3 more flavours we predict may be on shelves soon… Ben Carson-eos – These contain the maximum amount of sugar allowed under… Read More ›
GOP Pulls Debate From NBC, Moves It To CNN
CNN reports that the GOP has moved the GOP’s Super Tuesday debate from NBC to CNN after complaints of CNBC’s (a unit of NBC) moderation of a GOP debate last year. The RNC committee chair had this to say: “While… Read More ›
3 Things That TV Commercials Incorrectly Predicted About Christmas
There is not a silver car with a red bow on top in your driveway today. If you’re lucky, you only got a keychain – in camouflage colors, which will make it even more difficult to find your keys. If… Read More ›
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