The Wall Street Journal reports that some retailers are blaming FedEx for delay of holiday packages. FedEx reportedly acknowledges they have “unforeseen volume” from some customers. Since we are all about helping business, here are 3 new slogans we propose… Read More ›
Comedy
3 Reasons Not To Be Mad At Steve Harvey
Earlier this week, Steve Harvey, while hosting the Miss Universe Pageant announced that the first-runner up was the winner, leading the wrong person to be crowned. And then he had to announce to a happy “Miss Universe” that he made… Read More ›
3 Worse Names Than United Airlines’ “United Paws”
NY Daily News reports that United Airlines has brought back a program for the holiday season called “United Paws.” For a limited time at certain airports, you can pet a dog to relieve your stress… As we are all about… Read More ›
3 More Slogans For Montana, The State That Searches For “Wolves” On Google
Last week we wrote about a study indicating that the term “wolves” was the most used search term on Google in the state of Montana in 2015. As we also search for things on Google, we learned that Montana has… Read More ›
3 New Slogans For Montana Based On What Residents Searched For On Google In 2015
According to research by Estately, the most searched term on Google in Montana this year was “wolves.” Since we are all about helping states, here are 3 new slogans we propose for Montana, whose current slogans/nicknames include “Big Sky Country”… Read More ›
3 Reasons To Be Happy Canadian Dollar Has Fallen To 11-Year Low
Bloomberg reports that due to declining oil prices, the Canadian dollar has fallen to an eleven year low, with one “Loonie” valued at 74.08 U.S. cents. Canadian band Nickelback will be forced to rename itself 3.702-Pennies-Back. Canada doesn’t even use… Read More ›
Finally A Car With A Moose Alert!
Yahoo Finance reports that the Swedish-carmaker-owned-by-a-Chinese-Company, Volvo has introduced a car that warns you if there is a moose on the road. Here are three more alerts we’d like to see… Someone-actually-bought-a-Volvo-in-the-2010s alert. If someone is driving the IKEA of… Read More ›
Car Full Of Clowns Rescues Women
The Toronto Sun reports that a man dressed as a clown rescued two women from being harassed by a man in the streets dressed in a shirt, shorts, and no shoes. The clown threw the women into his car, which… Read More ›
Crab Restaurant Testing No Tipping
CNN reports that Joe’s Crab Shack is testing a “no tipping” policy in a few restaurants. Reportedly the restaurants will increase food prices 12-15% and the move will “reduce labor costs.” 3 New Names We Propose For Joe’s Crab Shack… Read More ›
Trump SNL: Where Were The Jokes?
Donald Trump hosted Saturday Night Live last night. As we wrote yesterday, Trump reportedly asked the show to cut some risqué jokes that may offend Iowa voters. So what we got were a bunch of sketches that seemed like Trump… Read More ›
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