In light of the recent #Deflategate, or as we prefer #Deflatriots scandal, here are 3 recommendations we have for ensuring the Super Bowl game balls are not deflated… 1. Ensure each Super Bowl ball’s ego is inflated throughout the game. Tell… Read More ›
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3 More Anti-Man-Spreading Slogans We Propose
Yesterday, we wrote about “manspreading,” the act of men taking up multiple public transit chairs by sitting with their legs spread apart. There are campaigns out there to try to end this practice, but we have some more slogans of… Read More ›
It’s About Time Car Companies Started Marketing Towards Children!
Yahoo Finance reports that major automakers are marketing cars to children who are too young to drive. This quote from a Ford executive in the article best sums up the situation: “‘Today, children of all ages are integral in household… Read More ›
Imagining A World Where People Get Paid To Use Something Like Facebook
CNBC reports that a new social network called tsū pays users to do whatever they do on social networks every day. So somehow, if you join this network, and invite your friends, and you post stuff, you’ll be paid each time… Read More ›
Coke To Stop Sponsorship of American Idol
CNBC reports Coca-Cola is ending its 13-year sponsorship of American Idol. 3 Observations From This Story 1. This is great news for American Idol, because people who read this news story now know that American Idol is still a thing…. Read More ›
3 Slogans We Propose For Trendy Bar Located In Former Public Restaurant
Kentish Towner reports that a new bar in Britain has opened in a former underground public restroom. The bar’s name is “Ladies and Gentlemen.” We’re not certain if it has a slogan, but here are 3 we propose. 1. “Yes,… Read More ›
3 More Candy Deodorant Flavors We’d Like To See
Yesterday, we wrote about a Bulgarian company that makes candy that also works as a deodorant that makes your sweat smell like roses… Here are 3 more flavors we’d like to see… 1. Right Guord. Hint: the right guords to smell… Read More ›
Company Making Candy That Is Also Deodorant
Yahoo News Digest reports that a Bulgarian candy maker is selling something called “Deo Perfume Candy.” It’s deodorant candy. You eat it, and your sweat smells like roses. This is real science, because your body apparently can’t breakdown a component… Read More ›
Because People Want To Shop In Public Bathroom Stalls (According To Corporations)
CNBC reports that Amazon and Proctor & Gamble have teamed up to try to sell you stuff while you are using public bathroom stalls. An ad will play on the stall door asking you to download the Amazon App. Then… Read More ›
McDonald’s Says It Will Not Be Using Dumb Slogan Everyone Is Talking About
Yahoo Finance reports that McDonald’s is creating a new slogan for next year. And contrary to internet rumors, the slogan will not be “Lovin’ Beats Hatin’.” 3 Slogans We Propose For McDonald’s 1. “McDonald’s: We Used To Be The Largest Shareholder Of… Read More ›
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