The Washington Post reports that man-made climate change denier, Rupert Murdoch’s company 21st Century Fox has taken a controlling interest in National Geographic. Here are 3 slogans we propose for National Geographic given the change. National Geographic: Controlled By 21st… Read More ›
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Trump Has Enough Energy To Declare Another Candidate Is “Low Energy.”
CNN reports that Donald Trump has called fellow Republican party candidate Dr. Ben Carson: “low energy.” 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Are Trump insult writers becoming “low energy” by recycling insults? This is the same insult Trump used… Read More ›
Finally, An Ad Campaign To Speak Out Against A Company With Some Healthier Food Choices!
“The Center for Consumer Freedom” has launched an ad campaign against Chipotle Mexican Grill. One of the criticisms from the company web site is that “Chipotle also has had a policy forbidding its meat producers from using antibiotics—even though these… Read More ›
Oops! Butter Industry Study Finds Butter Is Bad For You.
The Washington Post reports that a study funded by the Danish Dairy Research Institution found that butter raises your cholesterol relative to alternatives like olive oil. Since we are all about helping industry, here are 3 slogans we propose for… Read More ›
Study: Retirement Is Good For Your Health… Unless You Retire While Driving In A NASCAR Race
Yahoo Finance reports that a recent scientific study proves that retiring is good for your health, although the effects may not be noticeable for a few years. 3 Times We Suspect Retirement May Be Bad For Your Health 1. Retiring right… Read More ›
Snow. Boston. July. What?
Wired reports there is snow in Boston that has not melted, in part because it was mixed with other junk when it was removed from roads which makes it less likely to melt even in July. 3 Theories We Have… Read More ›
3 Ideas We Have On How To Make Your Blackberry-Bacteria Free
Telecompaper reports that Blackberry plans a “bacteria-free” smartphone for hospitals. They’ll be no need to wipe down the germs (or dust) on these items. How will it work? The article doesn’t give too many details, so we’ll just have to… Read More ›
Wal-Mart Is Turning Up The Heat! Literally. We Mean Higher In-Store Temperatures.
CNBC reports that Wal-Mart is turning up the heat in its stores. Literally. To make employees happier. Apparently the temperature in the stores is determined at a central location and not by the individual stores. To help them with this… Read More ›
The Shocking Truth About The Lack Of Harmful Bacteria In Your Beard
Yesterday we wrote about a TV news show that swabbed a few beards and concluded beards containpoop bacteria. Slate reports that this non-scientific click-bait adventure means nothing. Because real studies say so and everyone probably has this bacteria on their… Read More ›
Sorry, Zach Galifianakis, That Beard May Be Dirtier Than A Toilet Seat
Albuquerque’s Action 7 News reports that it has been swabbing things for many years… so when that’s your role in the news industrial complex, eventually you are asked to do a story about having a microbiologist swab men’s beards. The… Read More ›
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