Yahoo reports that studies show U.S. tax filing day is one of the most stressful days of the year. So congratulations, East Coast, tax-filing day is over! 3 Ways To Celebrate That You Have Filed Your Taxes 1. Find a… Read More ›
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Missing Woman Found In Search Party Searching For Her
According to a 2012 story in the Toronto Sun, a search party in Iceland was called off after it was realized that the woman being searched for was actually in the search party. Seems she got off a tour bus,… Read More ›
Bieber tossed from Coachella. We Guess What Security Said.
According to CBC and TMZ, Justin Bieber was tossed from Coachella, where he was not performing, after being denied access to a backstage area to hang out with fellow Canadian Drake. 3 Responses We Wonder If Security Used If Justin… Read More ›
T-Mobile CEO Mobilizes Out Of Trump Hotel
CNET reports that T-Mobile CEO John Legere apparently got in a war of Tweets with Donald Trump after being dissatisfied with his stay at a Trump hotel in New York. Trump reportedly replied via Twitter that T-Mobile service is “terrible”… Read More ›
Alert For All Jar Jar Binks Fans
The Star Wars movies are now available for digital download on services like iTunes. 3 Suggestions Now That Star Wars Is Available For Download 1. Purchase as many copies of “Episode 1: The Phantom Menace” as you can afford. Sure,… Read More ›
Now You Won’t Have To Watch Ads Before Kitten Videos
Re/Code reports that YouTube is launching a new subscription service where users can pay to watch YouTube commercial-free! 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. Who is going to pay to see commercial-free, unsteady-camera kitten videos? Certainly not dogs. Nor antisocial cats…. Read More ›
3 More Slogans We Propose That Don’t Mention Brand Names
USA Today reports that Budweiser maker Anheuser-Busch has launched a new ad campaign around the phrase “Let’s grab a beer.” The ads don’t mention or show any specific brand of beer, as apparently the King of Beers will still sell… Read More ›
Of Course Trevor Noah Didn’t Steal Russell Peters’ Jokes…
CBC reports that comedian Russell Peters says it was only a prank when he accused incoming Daily Show host Trevor Noah of stealing his material. Here’s 3 reasons we believe this was a prank… 1. It wasn’t a very funny… Read More ›
Another reason not to confuse airports with parking meters.
CNN Money reports that people left $675,000 in change at American airport security checkpoints, which the TSA gets to keep. 3 Possible Explanations Why So Many People Leave Change Behind 1. Forgot change left over from strategically-placed vending machines that… Read More ›
Intelligent Aliens May Weigh 650 Pounds
CNET reports that a cosmologist has used a mathematical formula to estimate that intelligent alien beings may be 650 pounds. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. Will they eat you if they come to this planet? We’re hoping… Read More ›
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