Yesterday we wrote about McDonald’s introducing a new Hamburglar. Here are three more mascots we’d like to see. 1. BATHBURGLAR. Steals free bathroom visits at McDonald’s locations in Europe and then reluctantly buys menu items. 2. BATTERBURGLAR. He steals the… Read More ›
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3 Things We’d Like McDonald’s New Hamburglar To Steal
Time reports that McDonald’s has reintroduced the Hamburglar. Instead of a little, pudgy cartoon character in some sort of bachelor-party burglar costume, the new role is a real person in said costume. Here are 3 things we’d like him to… Read More ›
McDonald’s Plan To Improve Business: Divide Its Stores Into Geographic Zones!
Reuters reports that McDonald’s made a video announcement today of their plan to improve their business. The plan includes cutting costs, selling company-owned restaurants to franchisees, simplifying stuff, and creating four geographic divisions. Now, while we’re not certain that cutting… Read More ›
Maybe This Is Why Cavepeople Didn’t Have Breakfast Burritos
HopesAndFears.com reports that multiple experts believe that breakfast is not as important as once believed. According to these experts, studies paid for by cereal and bacon companies over the years suggested that the meal was very important. One of these… Read More ›
Burger King Perfume.
Yahoo Finance reports that Burger King will be introducing a limited edition perfume that smells like Whoppers in Japan on April Fool’s Day. So since we’ve been coming up with slogans this week to try to help companies, here are…… Read More ›
Flavored McNuggets.
The Huffington Post reports that McDonald’s is testing “Shakin’ Flavor McNuggets” and fries in Northern Nevada. Basically, you put the McNuggets in a bag of flavoured powder and shake it… and probably drive every flavor-shaking Nevadan teenager to the nearest… Read More ›
We Just May Milk This Until Easter
Yesterday we wrote about a Cadbury Spokesperson stating that Cadbury’s British Easter Creme Eggs are going to be made of something that is “not exactly dairy milk.” 3 More Things That We Consider “Not Exactly Dairy Milk” 1. Creme. Unless you are… Read More ›
British Cadbury Eggs To Be Made Of Something That Is “Not Exactly Dairy Milk.”
Yahoo News Digest Reports that Mondelez International (formerly known as Kraft), and maker of Cadbury Easter Creme eggs in the United Kingdom has wound up in a controversy. The company plans to make the chocolate for this year’s eggs using… Read More ›
Denny’s Confuses Itself With Las Vegas Nightclub
CNBC reports that a Denny’s in New York is serving a $300 breakfast meal for two that includes a bottle of champagne. 3 More Items We’d Like To See At Denny’s (Based On Real Denny’s Menu Items) 1. Philly Cheesesteak… Read More ›
3 More Candy Deodorant Flavors We’d Like To See
Yesterday, we wrote about a Bulgarian company that makes candy that also works as a deodorant that makes your sweat smell like roses… Here are 3 more flavors we’d like to see… 1. Right Guord. Hint: the right guords to smell… Read More ›
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