Yahoo News Digest reports that the Olympics are likely to return to Beijing in 2022, because all of the competition dropped out except Kazakhstan. Here’s 3 positives we see… 1. Downhill skiiers will already be wearing masks in case the… Read More ›
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3 Movies We’d Like To See Starring Adam Sandler On Netflix
We wrote yesterday about Adam Sandler’s new four-movie deal with Netflix… and we’ve written before about how Netflix uses computer algorithms to combine popular ideas to conceive new ideas for Netflix. So here are 3 movies we’d like to see… Read More ›
Man Allegedly Tries To Smuggle 51 Turtles In His Pants Across Border
Yahoo News Digest reports that a Canadian man is facing charges in the USA after allegedly trying to smuggle 51 live turtles “stuffed down his pants” across the Windsor-Detroit border last month. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1…. Read More ›
Apple Introduces Talking Watch… What Would Non-Talking Rolexes Have To Say?
Apple unveiled the Apple Watch today, which features Siri mobile talking assistant, and a bunch of other things $30,000 watches can’t do. The watch will be ready some time in 2015, just in time to return useless Christmas gift watches…. Read More ›
Now You Know Where All Of Your Missing Socks Went.
Veterinary Practice News reports that a Portland, Oregon dog ate 43.5 socks, which were successfully surgically removed, resulting in a full recovery for the dog. You can view an X-Ray of the dog’s stomach here. 3 Questions That Arise From… Read More ›
3 Reasons Not To Marry A Hipster: A List-Poem
Recently blogger MikkiAaron nominated us for the “Very Inspiring Blogger Award.” Which we totally deserve because we used subliminal messages to inspire her to do that! As readers of this blog, or its FAQ know, we always decline these award nominations,… Read More ›
Reebok Now Makin’ Bacon
Yahoo News Digest reports that the Reebok athletic wear company now makes bacon. It’s reportedly “free of nitrates, MSG, and sweeteners.” Other companies are sweetening bacon? If we wanted sweet bacon, we’d invite Mrs. Butterworth’s to our bacon cottage parties. 3… Read More ›
Used Wedding Dress Comes With Baggage, So No Need To Buy A Matching Purse!
Yahoo reports that a man, upset that his wife allegedly cheated on him has offered her wedding dress for sale on an online web site. Here is an excerpt from the ad: “This dress is guaranteed to provide you with… Read More ›
Toronto Mayor Ford Spotted In Ontario Cottage Country Walmart
The Toronto Sun reports that Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, who has reportedly been in rehab, was spotted shopping Saturday afternoon in a cottage country Walmart, by the publisher of a Muskoka magazine owned by the Toronto Sun. The Mayor, who… Read More ›
Alt Rock Band Foils Mom Who Bought All Of A Store’s “Offensive” T-Shirts To Take Them Off Display
Earlier this year we wrote about a mother in Orem, Utah who was so upset that a PacSun store was displaying T-shirts featuring scantily-clad women, that she bought all of the shirts in the store, with the reported intention of… Read More ›
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