CNBC reports that a Shark Tank-backed device checks your breath for freshness, hydration, and whether you need to immediately drink water, brush or floss. The anchors had trouble saying the product name and we don’t remember it, but here are… Read More ›
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3 Changes We’d Want To See If Luxembourg Bought All American Cable Companies.
Yahoo Finance reports that a Luxembourg company called Altice reportedly may bid for Time-Warner Cable, after recently buying another smaller St. Louis area cable company. Here are 3 changes we’d like to see to if this trend continues… 1. Right… Read More ›
KFC’s Latest Idea: Bring Back Colonel Sanders
CNN reports that KFC is launching a new ad campaign featuring Darrell Hammond in the role of the long-deceased Colonel Sanders. And it seems like just yesterday McDonald’s brought back a new Hamburglar mascot. (It was like that – check… Read More ›
Another 3 McDonald’s Mascots We’d Like To See
We’ve been writing about McDonald’s new Hamburglar and alternative mascots we’d like to see. Here are three more… I: McLazy. This mascot, which is basically a McDonald’s trash bag represents the real reason many eat at McDonalds: the Wendy’s drive-thru… Read More ›
3 more McDonald’s mascots we’d like to see.
Yesterday we wrote about McDonald’s introducing a new Hamburglar. Here are three more mascots we’d like to see. 1. BATHBURGLAR. Steals free bathroom visits at McDonald’s locations in Europe and then reluctantly buys menu items. 2. BATTERBURGLAR. He steals the… Read More ›
3 Things We’d Like McDonald’s New Hamburglar To Steal
Time reports that McDonald’s has reintroduced the Hamburglar. Instead of a little, pudgy cartoon character in some sort of bachelor-party burglar costume, the new role is a real person in said costume. Here are 3 things we’d like him to… Read More ›
3 More Slogans We Propose For Olive Garden Breadstick Sandwiches
Yesterday, we wrote about how the Olive Garden is introducing a twist on its popular breadsticks. No they are not twisting the breadsticks and sprinkling them in cinnamon. That might be a better idea than what they are planning: breadstick… Read More ›
3 Slogans We Propose For Olive Garden Breadstick Sandwiches
Yahoo Finance reports that the Olive Garden, in an attempt to improve its business, plans to take one of its popular items (breadsticks) and make breadstick sandwiches. As we always like to help corporations improve upon their original ideas, here… Read More ›
FitBit Announces IPO, Certainly A Coincidence That Coincides With The Recent Apple Watch Release
Yahoo Finance reports that activity tracker FitBit has filed for a $100 million IPO, just weeks after the Apple Watch was released. 3 Slogans We Propose For FitBit 1. “FitBit: This was a great idea until every company started making… Read More ›
Is Yelp For Sale? We Have Reviews For Potential Buyers.
Yahoo Finance reports that Yelp is reportedly seeking strategic alternatives, which means the company may be for sale. Hmmm… we wonder how this will play out since Yelp has a 2.5 star rating on Yelp. To help potential buyers, we’ve… Read More ›
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