The Sporting News reports that a New York Yankees fan is suing ESPN, Major League Baseball, and the Yankees for “disparaging comments” made during a Yankees-Red Sox broadcast while the fan was sleeping in his seat during the game. He only… Read More ›
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Baseball Player Traded For $1
The Bleacher Report reports that the Milwaukee Brewers have traded pitcher Brad Mills to the Oakland A’s for $1. 3 Worse Things To Trade From Milwaukee To Oakland For $1 1. YouTube video of Milwaukee’s mascot sausage race. Oakland is… Read More ›
Texas Rangers Warn Of Dangers Of Doing The Wave
Newslook reports that the Texas Rangers posted a message during a Major League Baseball game, banning “the wave.” Specifically, the message said: “Attention: due to amount of injuries sustained in this ballpark… State of Texas medical officials are advising that… Read More ›
TMZ Says Steve Ballmer May Want To Buy LA Clippers… What Would Windows’ Clippy Have To Say?
TMZ reports that former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer may be in talks to buy the LA Clippers, which has some fans worried the team may be moved to Seattle. We’re more concerned with what Microsoft’s former talking paper clip would… Read More ›
3 Possible Explanations of Empty Seats At Sochi
Quartz reports that Olympic organizers in Sochi, Russia are scrambling to find volunteers to fill empty seats. In the first two days of competition, as many as 4,000 people reportedly didn’t make it to their seats. Now here are our… Read More ›
Our Prayers Are Finally Answered With News About How Many Of You Are Praying At Sporting Events.
USA Today reports that a recent poll found that half of Americans believe that supernatural forces influence the Super Bowl. Also according to the poll, 26% of those surveyed have prayed to God to help their team. This seems like a… Read More ›
NFL Cheerleader Sues For Making Less Than $5 Per Hour, Making Abraham Lincoln Blush On Five Dollar Bills Everywhere!
CNN reports that a cheerleader aka “Raiderette” for the Oakland Raiders has sued the team because “her pay of $1,250 for the season… was less than $5 per hour for appearances at games, rehearsals and charity events.” 3 Questions That… Read More ›
Little League Coach Sues Own Player For Over $500,000
According to the Bleacher Report, a California Little League coach began a lawsuit against one of his own players for over $500,000 for accidentally hitting the coach in the Achilles tendon with his helmet after a walk-off hit. The coach… Read More ›
Atlanta Braves Change Stadiums More Often Than They Win World Series
According to the Bleacher Report, the Atlanta Braves will be moving from Turner Field, where they have played since 1997 after the stadium was built for the 1996 Olympics. Prior to this, the Braves played in Boston, Milwaukee, and down… Read More ›
If Hot Dog Vendors Become Obsolete, Will Foam #1 Finger Vendors Become #1?
Yahoo Finance reports that stadium hot dog vendors may soon be obsolete, based on tests at places such as Yankee Stadium, where in a certain section you can use an app on your smart phone to order a hot dog. Then… Read More ›
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