CNN reports that after complaints of homophobia, the New York Mets will no longer be putting photos of two opposing players on its “Kiss Cam.” Since we’re all about helping baseball teams, here are: 3 More Reasons We Suggest Scrapping… Read More ›
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NHL Players Will Have To Go Through Metal Detectors
The Toronto Sun reports that fans and players alike will have to go through metal detectors to enter arenas this upcoming season. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story “So players will be unarmed as they get in fights, pull… Read More ›
Minnesota Vikings Lead NFL In Arrests Over The Past 5 Years… We Have Theories As To Why…
According to the Bleacher report, every NFL team has had at least one player arrested over the past five years. Some of the most arrested were: Vikings: 18 arrests Broncos: 16 arrests Colts: 13 arrests Buccaneers: 13 arrests 3 Explanations… Read More ›
3 Names We Proposes If NHL Expands To Three Cities
Yahoo reports that the NHL is considering expansion. The contending cities include “top candidate” Las Vegas; “the leading candidate” Seattle; and Portland. Sorry Portland, not everyone can be the #1 candidate in a Yahoo News story! So what should these… Read More ›
Report: NBA Player Traded Between 5 Different Teams In About A Week
The Bleacher Report reports that NBA guard Luke Ridnour has been traded four times, between five different teams over the past week or so. It went like this: Orlando=> Memphis=> Charlotte=> Oklahoma=> Toronto. Let’s see if he can collect the… Read More ›
3 Reactions From Horses To American Pharoah Winning Triple Crown
Yesterday, we wrote about the fact that Triple Crown winner “American Pharoah” has a misspelled name. Here are 3 reactions we’d expect from horses. 1. “At least he has a name. *sigh*” – A Horse With No Name, from the… Read More ›
Horse With Misspelled Name Wins Triple Crown
American Pharoah won the Belmont Stakes today, which means its the first horse to win the Triple Crown since Affirmed in 1978. But whoops, the owners misspelled the word “Pharaoh” when they registered the horse. Here are 3 other names… Read More ›
FitBit Announces IPO, Certainly A Coincidence That Coincides With The Recent Apple Watch Release
Yahoo Finance reports that activity tracker FitBit has filed for a $100 million IPO, just weeks after the Apple Watch was released. 3 Slogans We Propose For FitBit 1. “FitBit: This was a great idea until every company started making… Read More ›
3 Solutions We Propose To Help Retired NFL Players Avoid Bankruptcy
Yahoo reports that a study indicates that one in 6 retired NFL players file for bankruptcy within 12 years of retirement. We have three suggestions to possibly avoid this. 1. Never retire! Do you really want a new generation of… Read More ›
Leafs To Play Winter Game Outside In Stadium With Retractable Roof
The Score reports that the Toronto Maple Leafs plan to host an “outdoor” game in the winter of 2017 in Toronto’s Rogers Centre retractable roof dome stadium. So basically tens of thousands of fans will get to sit in a… Read More ›