In light of the recent #Deflategate, or as we prefer #Deflatriots scandal, here are 3 recommendations we have for ensuring the Super Bowl game balls are not deflated… 1. Ensure each Super Bowl ball’s ego is inflated throughout the game. Tell… Read More ›
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NFL Apparently Unable To Ensure Footballs In Big Games Aren’t Tampered With
SB Nation reports that former Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Brad Johnson admitted to having broke a rule by paying $7500 to have 100 Superbowl game day footballs tampered to be “more comfortable.” Tampa won that Superbowl. While known before, these… Read More ›
Seattle Seahawks Pull Stunning Comeback Against Green Bay Packers.
Yesterday, at half-time we very accurately predicted that half-time was the right time to make light of the Seattle Seahawks, as they were being shut out, and waiting to make fun of them could have resulted in a joke upset…. Read More ›
Defending Superbowl Champion Seattle Seahawks Losing 16-0 At Half Time
The Seattle Seahawks are currently losing at home 16-0 to the Green Bay Packers, facing elimination. 3 Names We Propose For The Seahawks If They Lose 1. See-You-Later Hawks 2. Sleephawks 3. SeeAtlantaHawksBecauseTheyHaveANiceWinStreak
Finally, More Reasons To Be Thankful
The Philadelphia 76ers lost to the Brooklyn Nets last night, resulting in them losing all fifteen games they’ve played this season. 3 Reasons To Be Thankful Today 1. Not a member of the Philadelphia 76ers or citizen of Philadelphia. 2…. Read More ›
Even 3 More Ways To Make Baseball Games Shorter
As we’ve been writing this weekend, Major League Baseball intends to test new methods to shorten games. And we have a few ideas of our own. Here are three more: 1. In between innings, just give the fan the prize… Read More ›
Baseball Looking At Ways To Make Game Shorter, According To Long Article
According to the Bleacher Report, Major League Baseball is testing new ways to make baseball games shorter. Included: limiting the number of mound visits; shortening the time between innings; shortening pitcher warm-up time; and using a pitch clock, presumably similar… Read More ›
3 Positives If The 2022 Winter Olympics Are Held In Beijing
Yahoo News Digest reports that the Olympics are likely to return to Beijing in 2022, because all of the competition dropped out except Kazakhstan. Here’s 3 positives we see… 1. Downhill skiiers will already be wearing masks in case the… Read More ›
3 Things We’d Like To See Steve Ballmer Focus On
Yahoo Finance reports that Steve Ballmer is resigning from Microsoft’s board of directors to focus on the NBA’s LA Clippers, which he recently purchased. 3 Things We’d Like To See Steve Ballmer Focus On In Los Angeles 1. The road. You… Read More ›
Athlete You Never Heard Of Got Asked I.D. To Enter Building Named After Him
CBC reports that at a Commonwealth Game event in Glasgow, Sir Chris Hoy was asked to show his I.D. to enter a venue named after him, the Sir Chris Hoy Velodrome. 3 Questions Arise From This Story 1. Who is Sir… Read More ›
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