Earlier this week, Donald Trump said that he might release his tax returns – pointing out to do so would be “complicated.” During last night’s GOP debate, he said he can’t release his returns because a few years are being… Read More ›
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Pants Full Of Turtles.
CTV News reports that an Ontario, Canada man was fined for smuggling almost 40 turtles in his pants across the Canada-U.S. border into Canada. Those of you who follow this site closely, will know this is not our first story… Read More ›
Trump Says Releasing His Tax Returns Complicated Like A Facebook Relationship
In an interview with CNN’s Anderson Cooper, Donald Trump says that he has not decided whether he will release his tax returns, but will make a decision over the next few months because his returns are complicated. 3 Questions That… Read More ›
Brief Summary Of Nevada GOP Caucuses
Prior to voting, GOP Nevada representative tells CNN they have been preparing for years for this to avoid a repeat of errors. After voting CNN reports all kinds of errors. Viva Las Vegas, the place where no Trump casino has… Read More ›
3 More Trump Fast Food Menu Items
During a CNN Town Hall last week, Donald Trump praised Wendy’s and McDonald’s (where his favorite item is the fictional “Fish Delight.” Here are three more Trump-inspired fast food items we’d expect Donald to like. Meximelt. This real Taco Bell item… Read More ›
And the State With the Least Amount of Sleep is…
According to a recent study, people in Hawaii get the least sleep, while people in South Dakota, Colorado, and Minnesota get the most. We have four explanations: Hard to stay awake when most exciting thing to do in your state… Read More ›
Trump Calls For Boycott Of Largest U.S. Company, Says Use Korean Company
Donald Trump has told supporters to stop using Apple products, and boycott the company unless they create a backdoor that allows the FBI to hack into a terrorist’s iPhone. Instead he is saying he will use devices from Korean company… Read More ›
JebBush.com takes you to Donald Trump’s web page.
Whoops! Looks like Presidential candidate Jeb Bush doesn’t currently own the web domain “JebBush.com.” Entering that domain name will take you to Donald Trump’s campaign page. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Should you really be criticizing the way… Read More ›
Red Lobster Slayin’ After Beyoncé Song Lyric
Business Insider reports that Red Lobster’s sales increased 33% on Super Bowl Sunday, a day after Beyoncé released her song Formation, which makes reference to Red Lobster. From the article: “We had no idea Beyoncé was going to give us… Read More ›
3 Business Ideas For Kanye West… As He Seems To Need Better Ideas.
Kanye West tweeted an unusual Valentine to Facebook CEO, Mark Zuckerberg. You can view the tweet by clicking here, where Kanye asks Zuck to invest one billion dollars in “Kanye West Ideas.” This all followed a Tweet where Kanye said… Read More ›
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