The Toronto Sun reports that a woman woke up at 7 am to raccoons having sex on her balcony. Here’s an excerpt from the article: “‘I’m an animal lover but I can’t stand this,’ she said. ‘I found it gross… Read More ›
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Ted Cruz iPhone Appeared To Be Getting Messages During CNN Interview
In a CNN Dana Bash interview in New York aired on Thursday, the iPhone tritone ring went off a few times during the interview. The ring is the default for received voice messages. We’re going to assume political reporter Dana… Read More ›
Dragon Horn Injections.
Yahoo reports that a woman has taken drastic steps to resemble a dragon. You can view a photo by clicking here. As part of this effort, the former banker has surgically removed her ears and nose, and had horn injections…. Read More ›
3 Similes We Have For Wisconsin
Ted Cruz is like Milwaukee’s beer, Miller. He’s the Champagne of beers, or in other words, the best of the worst leading Republican candidates. Donald Trump is like Milwaukee’s motor cycle manufacturer, Harley-Davidson… a noisy HOG of television time. Bernie Sanders… Read More ›
Trump Says Now Is A Lousy Time To Buy Stocks
Yahoo Finance reports that Donald Trump predicted a “very massive recession” on Saturday and said it is a lousy time to buy stocks. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story What does Donald Trump know about buying stocks? Anyone who… Read More ›
Google Practical Joke Goes Awry
Google pulled the plug on a Gmail April Fool’s joke, according to Arts Technica. Gmail users could press a button that would lead to a GIF of a minion “dropping the Mic” and ignoring all replies from the email recipient…. Read More ›
3 April Fools’ Pranks We’d Like To See
1. Donald Trump hands Ted Cruz one dollar in a bathroom stall – just like in the movie Trading Places. It’s the amount they secretly bet they could win a Presidential nomination by saying all the wrong things and alienating… Read More ›
Canadian Prime Minister: Reopening NAFTA Not Real Issue
CNBC reports that Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said that he is “not worried” that any U.S. Presidential candidate will reopen NAFTA, and that issue is not a real issue. Meanwhile CNN reports that Speaker of the House Paul Ryan… Read More ›
Microsoft Accidentally Creates Racist Chatbot
The Globe and Mail reports that Microsoft created a “chatbot” named Tay that learns language from Twitter users. The project didn’t work so well… From the article: “Another user asked, ‘Do you support genocide?’ Tay responded to @Baron_von_derp: ‘i do indeed.’”… Read More ›
Yahoo! For Sale
The Wall Street Journal reports that Yahoo! has given potential acquirers of it or part of its assets about two weeks to make a bid. Here’s three parts of Yahoo we’d like to buy: The exclamation mark after “Yahoo!” On… Read More ›
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