The following is a Facebook ad from Canadian Prime Minister, Stephen Harper seeking reelection: We have Three Questions That Arise From The Above Ad… Is the Prime Minister advocating standing in a boat? Is there somewhere that telling people to stand… Read More ›
Donald Trump told a crowd in Iowa tonight that the Bible is his favorite book, ranking well above his own book the “Art of the Deal.” What parts of the Bible does Trump like? We can only guess, so here… Read More ›
AMC debuted the latest in the Walking Dead franchise, “Fear The Walking Dead” last night. We have several observations: Nobody called the zombies “walkers.” We assume that’s because the show is set in car-centric L.A., where the word “walker” isn’t… Read More ›
Canadaland reports that Canadian author Margaret Atwood claims that the National Post censored a piece she wrote criticizing Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper. A journalist made a list of tweets of the alleged edits that can be found here. Oh,… Read More ›
We’ve been writing a lot recently about news reporters (who should know better) interviewing pundits explaining that Donald Trump is “taking up all the oxygen” in the media. They say this as if there is no solution on their news… Read More ›
Donald Trump is speaking in a stadium in Mobile, Alabama, live on CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News. He is wearing a red cap, which we assume is his outdoor-avoid-a-combover-blowing-in-the-wind cap. In his speech, he pointed out that Americans get nothing… Read More ›
Last night, Donald Trump held his first Presidential bid town hall Q&A. CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News all aired the meeting, with commercial breaks often inserted midway through points by Mr. Trump. 3 Slogans We Propose For These Three News… Read More ›
MarketWatch reports that Major League Baseball gave the Kansas City Royals Manager, Ed Yost an Apple Watch for managing the AL team in the All-Star Game. And then MLB staff phoned him during last night’s Royals game to make sure… Read More ›
The Toronto Blue Jays demoted pitcher Drew Hutchison to AAA Buffalo on Monday, a day after he beat the Yankees, raising his record to 12-2. At the time, twelve wins was good enough to be tied for sixth in the… Read More ›
Fox News reports that Donald Trump and SNL cast member Bobby Moynihan were called for jury duty at a New York City Courthouse. Imagine seeing those two on the same jury. Then imagine both of them deciding your fate! 4… Read More ›
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