MacLean’s reports that the town of Tisdale, Saskatchewan has decided to stop using its slogan: “Land of Rape and Honey.” In the town “Rape” refers to Rapeseed. But after 60 years the town has decided to come up with a… Read More ›
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Even 3 More Slogans We Have For New Mega-Beer Company
We’ve been writing about the merger of the world’s two largest beer companies: Anheuser-Busch-Inbev and SABMiller. As we are all about helping companies, here are 3 new slogans we propose of the entity. “We also make craft beer. Using marketing… Read More ›
SABMiller Accepts Anheuser-Busch-Inbev Offer… We’ve Got 3 Slogans For The New Company
SABMiller, the world’s second largest beer-maker announced today that it has agreed in principle to be acquired by Anheuser-Busch-Inbev, the world’s largest brewer. Since we’re all about helping massive corporations, here are 3 slogans we propose for the merged company…. Read More ›
3 Ticker Symbols We Would Have Chosen For Ferrari
CNN reports that Ferrari has set a $1 billion IPO valuing the company at $10 billion. The stock will trade under the ticker symbol “RACE.” Here are 3 ticker symbols we have chosen if they were available. TINY – for… Read More ›
Asteroid Misses Earth By 15 Million Miles So You Can Read This Blog
CNN reports on Saturday an asteroid missed the earth by 15 million miles. For those of you who want to be able to comprehend that number, CNN pointed out that Venus is 25 million miles away, and the moon is… Read More ›
Dr. Ben Carson Raises Over $30 Million, Bernie Sanders Raises More Than Any Republican At $41.2 Million.
Yahoo Finance reports that Hillary Clinton leads all Presidential candidates in known donations received at over $75 Million. Bernie Sanders was second, and Dr. Ben Carson had a surprising $30 million. 3 Lessons Learned From This Story Americans will give… Read More ›
3 More Products We’d Like To See If Anheuser-Busch and SABMiller Merged
As we’ve been writing recently, the parent companies of Bud and Miller Lite are considering a merger. Here are 3 more products we’d like to see from any combined company. “Blue Goose.” That sounds very crafty and combines MillerCoors “Blue… Read More ›
3 New Products We’d Like To See If Miller and Budweiser’s Parent Companies Merged
As reported yesterday, Anheuser-Busch-Inbev, maker of Bud and Stella, is trying to take over SABMiller, maker of Miller Lite. Here are three new products we’d like to see from a combined company. Bud Light Lite. For people who want fewer… Read More ›
Miller Lite Maker Reject Repeated Takeover Attempts By Bud Light Maker
Reuters reports that SABMiller, maker of beers including Miller Lite, has rejected multiple takeover offers from Anheuser-Busch-Inbev, maker of Corona, Stella Artois and Budweiser. 3 Comments We Expect From This Story “Hey, Bud, you heard SABMiller* – she is not… Read More ›
Here Are 3 Slogans We Propose For Bankrupt American Apparel
The NY Post reports that American Apparel has filed for bankruptcy, but will continue operations. Since they may not be able to afford slogans right now, we offer 3: American Apparel: Thank You For Buying Your Clothes At Fast Fashion… Read More ›
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