CNBC reports that as part of a new promotion, Applebee’s is giving away free food. Specifically “sampler plates of its new sriracha shrimp and churro s-mores appetizers.” The second appetizer will be given away for dessert. As we always like… Read More ›
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Pizza Hut Introduces New Item That Doesn’t Involve Stuffing Crust With Something Ridiculous
The Verge reports that Pizza Hut has introduced a pizza box in Hong Kong that turns into a movie projector… once you put your smart phone in the pizza box. The boxes offer four different movies… While we don’t know… Read More ›
3 more McDonald’s mascots we’d like to see.
Yesterday we wrote about McDonald’s introducing a new Hamburglar. Here are three more mascots we’d like to see. 1. BATHBURGLAR. Steals free bathroom visits at McDonald’s locations in Europe and then reluctantly buys menu items. 2. BATTERBURGLAR. He steals the… Read More ›
3 Things We’d Like McDonald’s New Hamburglar To Steal
Time reports that McDonald’s has reintroduced the Hamburglar. Instead of a little, pudgy cartoon character in some sort of bachelor-party burglar costume, the new role is a real person in said costume. Here are 3 things we’d like him to… Read More ›
3 More Slogans We Propose For Olive Garden Breadstick Sandwiches
Yesterday, we wrote about how the Olive Garden is introducing a twist on its popular breadsticks. No they are not twisting the breadsticks and sprinkling them in cinnamon. That might be a better idea than what they are planning: breadstick… Read More ›
3 Slogans We Propose For Olive Garden Breadstick Sandwiches
Yahoo Finance reports that the Olive Garden, in an attempt to improve its business, plans to take one of its popular items (breadsticks) and make breadstick sandwiches. As we always like to help corporations improve upon their original ideas, here… Read More ›
Is Yelp For Sale? We Have Reviews For Potential Buyers.
Yahoo Finance reports that Yelp is reportedly seeking strategic alternatives, which means the company may be for sale. Hmmm… we wonder how this will play out since Yelp has a 2.5 star rating on Yelp. To help potential buyers, we’ve… Read More ›
McDonald’s Plan To Improve Business: Divide Its Stores Into Geographic Zones!
Reuters reports that McDonald’s made a video announcement today of their plan to improve their business. The plan includes cutting costs, selling company-owned restaurants to franchisees, simplifying stuff, and creating four geographic divisions. Now, while we’re not certain that cutting… Read More ›
McDonald’s To Announce Plan So That Justin Timberlake Isn’t Only One Lovin’ It
Reuters reports that McDonald’s CEO, Steve Easterbrook, is set to unveil a new plan on Monday to win back consumers and investors. 3 Suggestions We Have For McDonald’s To Improve Its Business 1. Next time you find yourself as a… Read More ›
Burger King Perfume.
Yahoo Finance reports that Burger King will be introducing a limited edition perfume that smells like Whoppers in Japan on April Fool’s Day. So since we’ve been coming up with slogans this week to try to help companies, here are…… Read More ›
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