It seems a lot of you are recently viewing an entry we wrote in April, 2013, based on a reported real poll indicating that 4% of Americans say Reptilian people control the world. The poll was conducted by Public Policy… Read More ›
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Frequently Asked Questions About Google Lobbying States To Allow Drivers To Wear Google Glass
Reuters reports that Google is lobbying at least three states to stop proposed restrictions on driving while wearing digital technology such as the eyeglasses known as Google Glass. Three Frequently Asked Questions That Arise From This Story 1. “Does this… Read More ›
Sony Phone Will Cancel Some Of That Unnecessary Noise While You Listen To Music On The Phone
Sony has announced that is has introduced the first smart phone with noise cancelling headphones. From the press release: “Whether you’re on a plane or in on the bus, enjoy music on the go without the interruption of background noise.”… Read More ›
10-Year-Old Norwegian Boy Who Claimed To Be Dwarf Steals Parents’ Car Again
Reuters reports that a 10-year-old Norwegian boy, who we wrote about days ago, has stolen his parents car for the second time in two weeks. Fortunately nobody was hurt during an approximate half-hour drive. Also, this time around, it does… Read More ›
Woman Arrested In 2014 For Not Returning Monster-In-Law To Video Store In 2005
CNN reports that a South Carolina woman was arrested Thursday and spent a night in a Pickens County jail due to an outstanding warrant after she failed to return a VHS copy of the movie Monster-In-Law that she rented in 2005. Guess… Read More ›
Judge To Make Ruling Whether You Can See Bieber Parts
TMZ reports that a judge will review images taken from a jail of Justin Bieber’s penis and backside. This follows a request from Bieber’s lawyer that no more jail images of Bieber be released, including Bieber reportedly urinating in the… Read More ›
Now You May Have A Reason To Stick Your Passport In The Fridge
Fox News reports that Molson-Coors has installed a beer fridge in the Team Canada Olympic house in Sochi, which dispenses free Molson Canadian beer, if you scan a Canadian passport. Three Questions That Arise From This Story 1. Is this why… Read More ›
3 Possible Explanations of Empty Seats At Sochi
Quartz reports that Olympic organizers in Sochi, Russia are scrambling to find volunteers to fill empty seats. In the first two days of competition, as many as 4,000 people reportedly didn’t make it to their seats. Now here are our… Read More ›
Vancouver Crack Pipe Vending Machines.
CTV reports that Vancouver has become the first place in Canada to offer crack pipe vending machines. The machines offer safer crack-pipes for 25 cents, which it is hoped will reduce the spread of disease caused by cheaper crack-pipes chipping…. Read More ›
Not Sure Whether To Buy That Next Hamburger In Sweden Or Norway?
The Local reports that a McDonald’s Big Mac billboard placed at the border of Sweden and Norway taunts Norwegians by showing the cost difference of Big Macs in the two countries. Now why would someone drive all the way from… Read More ›
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