Business Insider reports that recent filings reveal that Li Hejun, Chairman of the Board of Hanergy Thin Film Solar Group Ltd. increased his short interest of his company, days before the companies shares collapsed. In layman’s terms: he reportedly said… Read More ›
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USA Today: “Surprise: Using Car’s Air Conditioner Saves Gas [Compared To Driving With Windows Rolled Down]”
USA Today delivered a revelation in a recent headline that driving with your air conditioner on saves gas… but not really… because it uses more gas than leaving the air conditioning off… 3 More Revelations We’d Like To See From… Read More ›
11 Year Old Graduates With 3 College Degrees
Yahoo reports that an 11 year-old Sacremento kid just graduated with three university degrees. Which means he can probably spell “Sacramento” correctly, unlike whoever wrote our first sentence. His degrees are in math, science, and language studies… here are… 3… Read More ›
“Thanks For Stealing My Identity, Now I’ll Borrow Yours!”
Yahoo Finance reports that an Albuquerque woman who lost her driver’s license, resulting in her identity being stolen by a San Francisco woman, found and tailed the woman. She took a bunch of photographs of the identity thief, and has… Read More ›
Device has sensors to tell you when to floss
CNBC reports that a Shark Tank-backed device checks your breath for freshness, hydration, and whether you need to immediately drink water, brush or floss. The anchors had trouble saying the product name and we don’t remember it, but here are… Read More ›
3 Social Media Moves We Expect Now That Hillary Clinton Has Joined LinkedIn
Hillary just joined LinkedIn. Recently she joined Facebook. What’s next? Here’s what we think… 1. Hillary joins Snapchat, and uses it to take photos of emails, which will, of course, quickly disappear. 2. Pinning the latest pantsuit fashions on Pinterest…. Read More ›
3 Changes We’d Want To See If Luxembourg Bought All American Cable Companies.
Yahoo Finance reports that a Luxembourg company called Altice reportedly may bid for Time-Warner Cable, after recently buying another smaller St. Louis area cable company. Here are 3 changes we’d like to see to if this trend continues… 1. Right… Read More ›
KFC’s Latest Idea: Bring Back Colonel Sanders
CNN reports that KFC is launching a new ad campaign featuring Darrell Hammond in the role of the long-deceased Colonel Sanders. And it seems like just yesterday McDonald’s brought back a new Hamburglar mascot. (It was like that – check… Read More ›
3 Solutions We Have To Help You Get To The Hamptons
CNBC reports that the Hamptons may limit the number of helicopters flying in there ridden by people trying to avoid traffic. “But what will I do?” absolutely nobody reading this is probably saying out loud. Luckily we have some realistic… Read More ›
Another 3 McDonald’s Mascots We’d Like To See
We’ve been writing about McDonald’s new Hamburglar and alternative mascots we’d like to see. Here are three more… I: McLazy. This mascot, which is basically a McDonald’s trash bag represents the real reason many eat at McDonalds: the Wendy’s drive-thru… Read More ›
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