Vice recently wrote an article to attempt to determine if there are any difference between only children and children with siblings. And based on interviews with experts, it seems there isn’t much difference. Some only children reportedly may have a… Read More ›
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You Probably Know How Much Your Partner Earns… But 43% Of You Don’t.
Yahoo Finance reports that a recent survey by Fidelity reveals that 43% of people in relationships have no idea what their partners earn. When asked to guess, 10 percent of survey-takers were off by over $25,000. 3 Observations That Arise From… Read More ›
Google Has Funny Definition of “Unsend”
ArsTechnica reports that Google has introduced an optional “unsend” button for its Gmail users. How does it work? When you hit “send” it doesn’t really send the message, and waits five to thirty seconds, during which time you can click… Read More ›
3 Titles We Would Have Proposed For 2016’s Upcoming Independence Day Sequel.
Variety reports that the sequel to the movie Independence Day has been officially titled “Independence Day Resurgence.” Here are 3 titles we would have proposed for the movie: 1. Independence Day: Mild Resurgence. (Because let’s face it, bringing us a sequel almost 20… Read More ›
Time To Write A Book In A Really Large Font
Yahoo Finance reports that Amazon is planning to pay self-published authors by the number of pages of their books that Amazon customers read. 3 Observations About This Story 1. We suspect you’ll earn more writing 250 one-page books than one… Read More ›
3 Ways We Propose To Solve Ongoing Greek Financial Crisis
Yahoo Finance reports that Greece may be near a solution to its financial crisis that has been going on forever. 3 Solutions We Propose To Greek Financial Crisis 1. Have financial news organizations stop reporting daily on “financial crisis” on… Read More ›
3 New Slogans We Propose For T-Shirts Worn By Actors In Trump Campaign
Yesterday we wrote about a Hollywood Reporter story that Donald Trump hired actors st $50 a pop to cheer him at his announcement that he is running for President. They wore T-shirts saying “Trump Make America Great Again!” Next time,… Read More ›
For $50 Maybe You, Too Can Hire Actors To Cheer You On
According to the Hollywood Reporter, Donald Trump’s campaign hired actors at $50 a pop to cheer his announcement that he is running for President of the United States. Based on this news, we thought you might want to get in… Read More ›
3 Slogans We Propose For Donald Trump’s Presidential Campaign
1. “I’m richer than Mitt Romney, the guy who you didn’t vote for because he said dumb things like asking if Rick Perry wanted to make a $10,000 bet during a debate. So vote for me. There are a billion… Read More ›
3 Sarcastic Excuses As To Why Your “Unlimited” Phone Data Plan May Be Limited
USA Today reports that the FCC plans to fine AT&T over $100 million dollars for allegedly slowing down the speeds of data on “unlimited” phone plans, resulting in the plans technically being “limited.” Here are our 3 sarcastic explanations of… Read More ›
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