USA Today reports that the hotel that inspired the Shining is planning on digging up and relocating a pet cemetery on the premises to make way for a wedding and corporate retreat pavilion. Fortunately, if you are thinking about staying… Read More ›
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Potty-Mouthed Bottle Cap Hopefully Grounded
The Toronto Sun/QMI agency report that Coca-Cola has apologized for a bottle of Vitaminwater found in Edmonton with the words “You Retard” on the inside of the cap. How did this happen? “Retard” means “late” in French, and according to… Read More ›
And The Worst Time To Book A Doctor’s Appointment Is…
ZocDoc, according to Quartz, has reported that Friday mornings at 10:00 a.m. is the most popular time to book a doctor’s appointment! And for our East Coast readers checking out our article as it goes live, that leaves you just… Read More ›
Microsoft To Buy Finnish Mobile Technology That Is Not Angry Birds
Reuters reports that Microsoft will buy Nokia’s phone business for $7.2 billion dollars. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. Isn’t this like Windows ’95 and Cell Phone 2002 having a baby? 2. If so, might we suggest a… Read More ›
Life May Have Come From Meteorite On Mars. There Goes Your Life Came From Skittles Theory.
Yahoo reports that a study indicates life on Earth actually arrived on our planet via a meteorite from Mars. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. What would have happened if Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck were around when… Read More ›
Trump University Allegedly Not What Some People Pictured!
CNN reports that the New York State Attorney General has filed a complaint against Donald Trump related to a business called “Trump University” which allegedly promised an in-person meeting with Trump, but all students got were photos with a life-sized… Read More ›
This May Not Be The Best Time To Try To Sell Those Worthless Internet Dial-Tone-Screeching-Simulating Alarm Clock Stocks You Bought In 1999!
CNBC reports that the NASDAQ stock exchange halted all trading for at least two hours, with all trading to resume at 3:25 EST. Three Other Times In Life You Wish Trading Was Halted 1. When you were a kid and… Read More ›
Kid Gets On News For Making Deodorant Do What Greeting Cards Do
CNN reports that an eleven-year-old inventor has used musical greeting card technology to make Old Spice deodorant play the themes to Rocky and Indiana Jones when the deodorant cap is removed. 3 Other Surprises We’d Like To See When Putting… Read More ›
9-1-1 Is Not A Joke (And For Our Japanese Readers, Neither Is 1-1-0)
Time reports that a man in Tokyo has been arrested after allegedly making 28,000 prank calls to the police. 28,000 Worse Ideas Than Prank Calling The Police 1. Prank calling the police from within the station. That would be soooooo 1970s When… Read More ›
Now Science Just Needs To Grow A Lady To Ask “Where’s The Beef?”
The Associated Press reports that a team of scientists in the Netherlands fried a hamburger made of meat grown in a lab. That’s right, muscle cells from organic cows + science + $330,000 = meat! 3 More Things We’d Like… Read More ›
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