Spoiler Alert! We think enough time has gone by for you all to have seen the finale of Mad Men, so we’ll write about it, too. And we’re not saying this because we just watched it this week… anyway, after… Read More ›
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“Thanks For Stealing My Identity, Now I’ll Borrow Yours!”
Yahoo Finance reports that an Albuquerque woman who lost her driver’s license, resulting in her identity being stolen by a San Francisco woman, found and tailed the woman. She took a bunch of photographs of the identity thief, and has… Read More ›
Device has sensors to tell you when to floss
CNBC reports that a Shark Tank-backed device checks your breath for freshness, hydration, and whether you need to immediately drink water, brush or floss. The anchors had trouble saying the product name and we don’t remember it, but here are… Read More ›
3 Social Media Moves We Expect Now That Hillary Clinton Has Joined LinkedIn
Hillary just joined LinkedIn. Recently she joined Facebook. What’s next? Here’s what we think… 1. Hillary joins Snapchat, and uses it to take photos of emails, which will, of course, quickly disappear. 2. Pinning the latest pantsuit fashions on Pinterest…. Read More ›
KFC’s Latest Idea: Bring Back Colonel Sanders
CNN reports that KFC is launching a new ad campaign featuring Darrell Hammond in the role of the long-deceased Colonel Sanders. And it seems like just yesterday McDonald’s brought back a new Hamburglar mascot. (It was like that – check… Read More ›
Another 3 McDonald’s Mascots We’d Like To See
We’ve been writing about McDonald’s new Hamburglar and alternative mascots we’d like to see. Here are three more… I: McLazy. This mascot, which is basically a McDonald’s trash bag represents the real reason many eat at McDonalds: the Wendy’s drive-thru… Read More ›
3 more McDonald’s mascots we’d like to see.
Yesterday we wrote about McDonald’s introducing a new Hamburglar. Here are three more mascots we’d like to see. 1. BATHBURGLAR. Steals free bathroom visits at McDonald’s locations in Europe and then reluctantly buys menu items. 2. BATTERBURGLAR. He steals the… Read More ›
3 Things We’d Like McDonald’s New Hamburglar To Steal
Time reports that McDonald’s has reintroduced the Hamburglar. Instead of a little, pudgy cartoon character in some sort of bachelor-party burglar costume, the new role is a real person in said costume. Here are 3 things we’d like him to… Read More ›
3 More Slogans We Propose For Olive Garden Breadstick Sandwiches
Yesterday, we wrote about how the Olive Garden is introducing a twist on its popular breadsticks. No they are not twisting the breadsticks and sprinkling them in cinnamon. That might be a better idea than what they are planning: breadstick… Read More ›
3 Slogans We Propose For Olive Garden Breadstick Sandwiches
Yahoo Finance reports that the Olive Garden, in an attempt to improve its business, plans to take one of its popular items (breadsticks) and make breadstick sandwiches. As we always like to help corporations improve upon their original ideas, here… Read More ›
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