CNN reports that Disney will be adjusting its pricing at its American Theme Parks based on the time of year, with three price ranges: Value, Regular, and Peak periods. Since we’re all about helping media conglomerates, here are 3 slogans… Read More ›
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3 More Trump Fast Food Menu Items
During a CNN Town Hall last week, Donald Trump praised Wendy’s and McDonald’s (where his favorite item is the fictional “Fish Delight.” Here are three more Trump-inspired fast food items we’d expect Donald to like. Meximelt. This real Taco Bell item… Read More ›
3 New Slogans For Trump Now That He Hears Unemployment Is 42%
Earlier this week Donald Trump told supporters to not believe that America has a 5% unemployment rate. He hears it’s more like 42%! Here are 3 new slogans we propose for Trump: “Making America great again, by a secret plan… Read More ›
3 Things We Expect To See In New Hampshire
Ted Cruz combines “TrusTED” campaign with the B-52’s Love Shack to create remix replacing “Tin Roof Rusted” with “Ted Cruz – Trusted!”* 2. Doctor Ben Carson announces he is suspending his Champagne. Because he won’t win a state he… Read More ›
How Are You Gonna Get Mexico To Pay For That Wall Again?
CNN has read a statement from Fox News stating that Donald Trump, during a telephone conversation today demanded that Fox News pay $5 million to his charities to appear in tonight’s Fox News GOP debate. Fox declined that offer. 3… Read More ›
We’re Not Done Delivering New Oreo Flavor Ideas!
As Oreo is changing things up with some new flavor we already forgot the name of, here are 3 more flavors we propose: Jerry Falwell, Junior-eos. These cookies are covered with icing featuring new Trump endorsements, but, not too… Read More ›
Yes! Even 3 More Oreo Flavors We’d Like To See
We’ve been spending the week giving you what the Oreo folks hope you demand: ideas for new flavors. Here are 3 more: Michael Bloomberg-eos. This cookie features golden Trump and Bloomberg outer cookies for those of you with billionaire tastes…. Read More ›
Playboy Mansion For Sale, But Hugh Hefner Will Continue To Live There
The Toronto Star reports that the Playboy Mansion is for sale with an asking price of $200 million. A condition of the sale is that Hugh Hefner gets to continue to live there. Since we are all about helping real… Read More ›
3 Slogans We Propose For Publishers Clearing House
Publishers Clearing House is running a new sweepstakes where you can win $5000 a week for life and then after you die, someone of your choice gets $5,000 a week for life. Since we’re all about helping companies, here are… Read More ›
3 New Slogans For A Twitter With A 10,000 Character Limit
Re/Code reports that sources have told it that Twitter will soon allow Tweets that contain more than 140 characters… up to 10,000 characters. Since we’re all about helping social networks, here are 3 new slogans we propose for Twitter should… Read More ›
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