Sports fans everywhere are calling the Seattle Seahawks play that resulted in them losing the Super Bowl by an interception by the New England Patriots the “Worst Play In Super Bowl history.” Here are 3 worse ways we think Seattle… Read More ›
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Breaking News: Counterfeit Goods In China!
The Wall Street Journal reports that the Chinese government suggested in a paper that Alibaba, the Chinese company that allows people and businesses to sell stuff to online for a fee may have counterfeit items on its shopping sites. 3… Read More ›
3 More Slogans We Propose For A 2016 Mitt Romney Republican Presidential Candidate Bid
1. Finally, a fresh candidate who will help the stock market, after six years of reaching disappointing record highs. 2. Finally, a candidate who will lower oil prices from their pathetically high levels that make refuelling private jets expensive. 3…. Read More ›
Poll: Romney Leads 2016 Republican Presidential Prospective Candidates
The Star Tribune reports that a recent Iowa GOP poll indicates that Mitt Romney leads out of prospective GOP Presidential candidate challengers for the 2016 election. Jeb Bush was second in the poll. Three Proposed 2016 Bumper Stickers For The… Read More ›
Hey, If People Don’t Go To Real Malls, You Can’t Expect Them To Go To Skymall
The Associated Press reports that Skymall, the inflight magazine that lets you buy garden gnomes and other weird items on commercial airplanes filed for bankruptcy. Honestly, we did not know the array of bizarre items that Skymall sells, because we… Read More ›
3 Ways To Ensure The Super Bowl Balls Are Not Deflated
In light of the recent #Deflategate, or as we prefer #Deflatriots scandal, here are 3 recommendations we have for ensuring the Super Bowl game balls are not deflated… 1. Ensure each Super Bowl ball’s ego is inflated throughout the game. Tell… Read More ›
We Just May Milk This Until Easter
Yesterday we wrote about a Cadbury Spokesperson stating that Cadbury’s British Easter Creme Eggs are going to be made of something that is “not exactly dairy milk.” 3 More Things That We Consider “Not Exactly Dairy Milk” 1. Creme. Unless you are… Read More ›
It’s About Time Car Companies Started Marketing Towards Children!
Yahoo Finance reports that major automakers are marketing cars to children who are too young to drive. This quote from a Ford executive in the article best sums up the situation: “‘Today, children of all ages are integral in household… Read More ›
Imagining A World Where People Get Paid To Use Something Like Facebook
CNBC reports that a new social network called tsū pays users to do whatever they do on social networks every day. So somehow, if you join this network, and invite your friends, and you post stuff, you’ll be paid each time… Read More ›
Coke To Stop Sponsorship of American Idol
CNBC reports Coca-Cola is ending its 13-year sponsorship of American Idol. 3 Observations From This Story 1. This is great news for American Idol, because people who read this news story now know that American Idol is still a thing…. Read More ›
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