According to a Reddit user, Forbes pulled an article, that you can view a transcript of by clicking here. The article was titled:”How Bernie Sanders Will Win The Nomination (And The Presidency)” and written by Ilya Pozin. 3 More Forbes… Read More ›
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Brief Summary Of Super Tuesday
America has turned into one giant Risk game board! Who put the menacing Chris Christie piece on Florida behind Donald Trump? That piece is supposed to be in Kamchatka! Just like the real game, Risk, everyone says they are winning…… Read More ›
Brief Summary Of The New Hampshire Primaries
Based on long lines of cars, people in Merrimack think voting is done via drive-thru. “Tell me more about this drive-thru,” we expect Chris Christie to bellow, “If it is full of voters for Trump, shut down the bridge leading… Read More ›
Trump Spokesperson Katrina Pierson Piercing Our Eardrums With Dumb Arguments
On CNN over the past few days, Trump Spokesperson, Katrina Pierson has been arguing that Hillary Clinton is a hypocrite for calling Trump sexist… the argument: Hillary remains married to Bill Clinton and lets him campaign for her despite him having… Read More ›
Yahoo Finance Useless Headline Of The Year
Here is a headline from Yahoo Finance today: “Yahoo Finance Exclusive: What keeps Warren Buffett up at night.” Ooooh what could it be? He’s one of the smartest, most successful people in the world. Whatever it is, we bet it’s… Read More ›
Republicans Refuse To Participate In NBC Debate Because They Didn’t Like CNBC Debate Questions
CNN reports that the GOP has “suspended” its next NBC debate because it did not like the questions asked during Wednesday’s sister channel, CNBC debate. Complaints included they didn’t like alleged “gotcha”and mean-spirited questions. 3 Questions That Arise From This… Read More ›
Margaret Atwood Claims National Post Censored Her Article… Guess There’s No Way Anyone Will Ever Find Out What It Originally Said In This Digital Media Age…
Canadaland reports that Canadian author Margaret Atwood claims that the National Post censored a piece she wrote criticizing Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper. A journalist made a list of tweets of the alleged edits that can be found here. Oh,… Read More ›
Breaking: Donald Trump Rocking Suit And Red Baseball Cap… But Doesn’t Seem To Know Mercedes Builds Vehicles In Alabama
Donald Trump is speaking in a stadium in Mobile, Alabama, live on CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News. He is wearing a red cap, which we assume is his outdoor-avoid-a-combover-blowing-in-the-wind cap. In his speech, he pointed out that Americans get nothing… Read More ›
3 Tips For A Globe and Mail Writer On Writing A Piece About A Debate
The Globe and Mail published a piece by Kate Taylor today in which she rants about her inability to watch last night’s Republican Candidate Debate on a television. Taylor wrote: “The debate was airing on a channel well above the… Read More ›
3 Excuses For Sirius-XM’s Jenny Eliscu For Her Apparent Lack Of Metallica Or Lollapalooza Knowledge
Yesterday, we made light of the fact that Sirius-Xm Host Jenny Eliscu asked Metallica’s James Hetfield if they ever played Lollapalooza before in an interview aired on Alt Nation. We pointed out that a quick search on Google and Wikipedia… Read More ›
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