Bloomberg reports that American pigs are “too fat for holiday ham.” 3 More Things Pigs Are Unqualified For 1. Maid at local Holiday Inn 2. Librarian (They are noisy and certainly can’t say “Shhhhh.”) 3. Person who says “Quiet Please”… Read More ›
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Man Eats 95 Meals At Olive Garden As Part Of Ridiculous Promotion
CNN reports that as part of a promotion where participants could buy unlimited pasta meals at the Olive Garden for $100 for seven weeks, a North Carolina man has completed week six with 95 meals. 3 Questions That Arise From… Read More ›
California School Cheese Sandwiches Must Suck Enough To Risk Getting Detention
The Toronto Sun reports that a 13-year-old California has served a school detention for sharing his lunch. Specifically, he shared a chicken burrito with a classmate who didn’t like the cheese sandwich that the school gave him. The school claims… Read More ›
Don’t Stand Behind That Person In The Fake Fat Suit At The Buffet!
Discover Magazine reports that a recent study indicates that if you are dining with an overweight person (or someone wearing a “fat suit” to make the study “scientific”), you are more likely to eat more food, and less likely to… Read More ›
What On God’s Green Earth Is “Organic Chicken Flavor?!”
This is the first piece in our new ongoing series entitled #MysteryIngredients, where we will read the labels of various products: and ask “What on God’s Green Earth is that?!” Today, as many of us try to be healthy (but… Read More ›
Whole Foods Has To Increase Marketing Because Otherwise Chester Cheetah Would Keep Influencing Your Food Purchases
The Associated Press reports that Whole Foods Market is going to begin a major national marketing push after reporting weak sales earlier today. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. Who puts the “ripe” stickers on avocados at Whole Foods… Read More ›
Mashed Potatoes Close U.K. Highway
QMI agency reports that a U.K highway was closed Saturday after a truck “shed its load” of instant mashed potatoes. 3 Worse Uses Of Instant Mashed Potatoes 1. To block and close a bridge leading out of New Jersey, with… Read More ›
Incomplete Pass Of Football Stuffed With Heroin Doesn’t Fool Prison Guards
Reuters reports that a Michigan man has been accused of attempting to throw a normal-looking football stuffed with heroin, cell phones, and cell phone chargers into a prison. 3 Worse Things To Throw Into Prison Stuffed Into A Football 1…. Read More ›
Burger King Innovates By Offering Whoppers For Breakfast
CNN reports that the fast food breakfast war that has lead to items like the “Waffle Taco” from Taco Bell has culminated in Burger King’s latest move. Burgers for breakfast. 3 Slogans We Propose For Fast Food Restaurant Breakfast Menu… Read More ›
1,000 People Reportedly May Have Got Food Poisoning At Food Safety Summit
QMI Agency reports that over 1,000 people got possible food poisoning at the National Food Safety Summit in Baltimore. 3 Slogans We Propose For The Food Safety Summit 1. “Food Safety Summit: Still One Of The Safest Places In Baltimore,… Read More ›
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