CNN reports Star Wars has grossed over a billion dollars for Disney in a record time of 12 days. 3 Ways Disney Can Earn Even More Money Stop showing the trailer for that animated movie with sloths working at the… Read More ›
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CNN Clock Counting Down To GOP Debate… Literally
For the past several days, CNN has featured an onscreen clock counting down the days, then minutes to Tuesday’s GOP debate. 3 Clocks We’d Rather See Count Down On CNN Number of minutes until Anthony Bourdain does a shot while… Read More ›
Walking Dead Fan Bites Show Star At Convention
CNN reports that a female Walking Dead fan has bit show star Norman Reedus at a “Walker Stalker” convention. Reportedly he won’t be pressing charges, but asks fans to not bite him. Ms. Bitey has been banned from future conventions…. Read More ›
3 Slogans We Propose For SNL After Trump Rejects Skits For Iowa Voters
CNN reports that Donald Trump has rejected some skits for tonight’s SNL episode he will be hosting because they are too risqué for Iowa voters. Here are 3 slogans we propose for the show: SNL: We Don’t Want To Risk… Read More ›
3 Titles We Would Have Proposed For 2016’s Upcoming Independence Day Sequel.
Variety reports that the sequel to the movie Independence Day has been officially titled “Independence Day Resurgence.” Here are 3 titles we would have proposed for the movie: 1. Independence Day: Mild Resurgence. (Because let’s face it, bringing us a sequel almost 20… Read More ›
Fox Votes American Idol Off The Air
Fox announced that after 15 years, American Idol will end in 2016, Here are: 3 Slogans We Propose For The Final Season of American Idol 1. “American Idol: The First Person Who Can Tweet The Name Of A Current Judge… Read More ›
Harlem Popetrotters.
Yahoo News Digest reports that Pope Francis has become the ninth person in history to become an honorary member of the Harlem Globetrotters. Yeah, but what does it take to become an honorary member of the historical Globetrotter opponent, the… Read More ›
Hawking Confirms Teenage Girl May Be Married To One Direction Member In Another Possible Universe
Yahoo News Digest reports that during a Q&A with Stephen Hawking, in response to a question concerning the departure of Zayn Malik from One Direction, Hawking consoled a young girl by saying in another universe the band may be together…. Read More ›
HBO Issues Cease And Desist Letter To Bar Showing Game of Thrones
Yahoo Finance reports that a Brooklyn bar ended two years of showing HBO’s Game of Thrones after being issued a cease-and-desist letter. 3 Related Cease-And-Desist Letters We’d Like To See 1. Dear Furious 7 viewers – please cease and desist… Read More ›
Too Hot To Handle To Cold For A Title That Makes Sense
CNN reports that every state in the union reports that there was somewhere its borders below freezing this morning. 3 Places We Suspect Are Not Freezing 1. Between the ears of people who don’t believe in the science of climate… Read More ›
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