Tonight’s Emmy awards on CBS compete in the same time slot as multi-nominated Breaking Bad and the series finale of Dexter. Sure, you may have a fancy DVR to record everything and see if Amy Poehler gets robbed for best… Read More ›
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In Honor Of The Family Living Like It’s 1986, We Suggest A Scene Idea For Policy Academy 8
The Guardian reports that a man from Oxford, England, who really likes the sound of crickets has received a warning after releasing 1,000 exotic crickets in his backyard. 3 Worse Things Someone Could Release In Their Backyard 1. Dane Cook. This would… Read More ›
Foam Finger Still #1! (According To Foam Fingers Everywhere)
The Wrap reports that the man credited with inventing the foam finger said Miley Cyrus “took an honorable icon that is seen in sporting venues everywhere and degraded it…” 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. How does the… Read More ›
Scientist May Have Controlled Other Scientist’s Hand Movements Over The Internet
CNN reports that scientists conducted a study where “a scientist could control another scientist’s hand motions just by using brain signals sent over the Internet.” 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. If this technology becomes mainstream, does this… Read More ›
Fake Facebook Accounts: Not Just For Signing Up Because You Are Too Embarrassed To Click You Like “Walmart” and “Game Of Thrones” In Front Of Your Friends.
A 2012 report from Zdnet indicates that fake Facebook profiles are 97% likely to claim to be women, who average have 726 Facebook friends compared to the legit user average of 130 Facebook friends. 58% of the fake accounts also… Read More ›
Trump University Allegedly Not What Some People Pictured!
CNN reports that the New York State Attorney General has filed a complaint against Donald Trump related to a business called “Trump University” which allegedly promised an in-person meeting with Trump, but all students got were photos with a life-sized… Read More ›
We’re Continuing Joking About 12 Month Windows For Steve Balmer’s Retirement
Yesterday we wrote about reports that Microsoft CEO, Steve Balmer, says he will retire in 12 months. 3 More Things We Don’t Want To See Happen Related To This Story 1. Prior to retirement, every Windows user gets a free… Read More ›
Guy Who Didn’t Invent iPod, iPhone, iPad, iTunes, Google, and the Apple Store retiring!
The Associated Press reports that Steve Balmer will retire as Microsoft CEO in 12 months. 3 Worse Things That Could Happen 1. New Microsoft CEO = Clippy, the seemingly unemployed talking paper clip that has all the hottest high-tech advice… Read More ›
Look Out Sharknado, Here Comes Sharkmetro!
The Gothamist reports that New York subway riders got a surprise when a dead shark was found riding a train Wednesday morning. Of course, riders took the opportunity to photograph the shark with Red Bull and a cigarette in its… Read More ›
No Love In Spanish Skyscraper’s Elevator?
Gizmodo reports that a 47 story building under construction in Spain has a bit of a dilemma. Due to a change in design, leading to an increase in the size of the building from 20 stories, the building does not… Read More ›
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