CNN reports that Guinness plans on eliminating an ingredient used to filter yeast from its beer brewed in Ireland. It won’t be removing the ingredient from Guinness brewed in about 50 other countries. The ingredient: fish bladder. Since we are… Read More ›
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Yahoo! Assets For Sale…
CNBC reports that Yahoo’s Board of Directors is considering selling its core assets. 3 Yahoo Core Assets We’d Like To Buy Angry illogical message board posts. All ten thousand of them after each political news article. We would then sell… Read More ›
3 Down To The Wire Cyber Monday Republican Party Candidate Sales
Free denounced Canadian citizenship documents from Canadian-born Ted Cruz with every U.S. dollar* donated online to the Cruz campaign. Enter the secret access code to Chris Christie’s donation site, and receive a free pass to secret tunnel between New York… Read More ›
Yahoo Finance Useless Headline Of The Year
Here is a headline from Yahoo Finance today: “Yahoo Finance Exclusive: What keeps Warren Buffett up at night.” Ooooh what could it be? He’s one of the smartest, most successful people in the world. Whatever it is, we bet it’s… Read More ›
Crab Restaurant Testing No Tipping
CNN reports that Joe’s Crab Shack is testing a “no tipping” policy in a few restaurants. Reportedly the restaurants will increase food prices 12-15% and the move will “reduce labor costs.” 3 New Names We Propose For Joe’s Crab Shack… Read More ›
Target Will Be Open On Thanksgiving; Staples To Remain Closed
CNN reports for the second year in a row, Target will open at 6:00 p.m. on Thanksgiving. Other retailers, like Staples have elected to remain closed. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Staples is closed? Really? Is there anyone… Read More ›
Google To Scan Gmail Emails and Suggest Replies… We Have Some Replies We’d Like To See…
CNN reports that a new Gmail feature will scan emails and suggest replies, because let’s face it, you’re too lazy to have it any other way. 3 Optional Gmail Responses We’d Like To See To The Question: “What do you… Read More ›
KFC Opens All You Can Eat Restaurant In Osaka, Japan
Yahoo reports that KFC has opened an all-you-can eat restaurant in Osaka, Japan. For about $19, you can eat all the chicken and sides you want for up to 90 minutes. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Can we… Read More ›
Blackberry Releases “Priv” Android Phone… We Suggest 3 Slogans For It.
The Canadian Press reports that Blackberry has released its first Android phone called the “Priv.” So it’s sorta an Android phone with a slide-out keyboard on the bottom. “Priv” is reportedly short for “Privilege” and “Privacy.” Since we’re all about… Read More ›
Asking Price For World Series Tickets Reached Record High Yesterday
CNBC reported before yesterday’s Mets-Royals game that at an average asking price of $1437.19, the price of tickets to see a World Series game in New York reached a record high. 3 Observations That Arise From This Story So that’s… Read More ›
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