Publishers Clearing House is running a new sweepstakes where you can win $5000 a week for life and then after you die, someone of your choice gets $5,000 a week for life. Since we’re all about helping companies, here are… Read More ›
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3 New Slogans For A Twitter With A 10,000 Character Limit
Re/Code reports that sources have told it that Twitter will soon allow Tweets that contain more than 140 characters… up to 10,000 characters. Since we’re all about helping social networks, here are 3 new slogans we propose for Twitter should… Read More ›
Donald Trump Campaigning Like It’s 1999… But Why Is Everyone Forgetting Trump’s 1989 Ghostbusters Video Appearance?
Tonight on CNN, a Donald Trump supporter continued to explain how Bill Clinton’s 1990s affairs are somehow relevant to Hillary Clinton’s campaign. 3 Questions For Donald Trump Do you really believe that Americans don’t know Bill and Hillary are different people?… Read More ›
3 Worse Investments Than Stocks, Bonds, and Money In The Bank In 2015
Bloomberg reports that investments, including putting money in the bank, generally resulted in no gains in 2015. Those who invested in an index fund may be up just over 2% this year. 3 Worse Investments You Could Have Made in… Read More ›
Look Out, 2016, Columbia House Back In Business
CNN reports that Columbia House, the mail order company from the 1980s that would sell you a bunch of albums for a penny in exchange for paying more money for albums later, plans on selling vinyl records. 3 More Things… Read More ›
We Deliver 3 New Slogans To FedEx
The Wall Street Journal reports that some retailers are blaming FedEx for delay of holiday packages. FedEx reportedly acknowledges they have “unforeseen volume” from some customers. Since we are all about helping business, here are 3 new slogans we propose… Read More ›
Customers Who Liked Our Drones Also Liked Our Jets
CNBC reports that Amazon is in talks to lease 20 Boeing 767 jets to start its own delivery service and skip the middle man. Since we’re all about giving free advice to corporations, here are: 3 New Slogans We Propose… Read More ›
That Douchebag Punk Who Raised The Price Of Medicine Arrested
Reuters reports that 32-Year-Old drug company CEO Martin Shkreli has been arrested for alleged securities fraud involving ponzi schemes. You may recall him on the news for raising the price of a life-saving drug from $13.50 a pill to $750…. Read More ›
Report: Verizon Will Consider Buying Yahoo!
Forbes reports that Verizon “Will look at” buying Yahoo!, according to Verizon’s CFO. The company recently bought AOL. Since we’re all about helping corporations, here are: 3 New Slogans We Propose For Verizon We didn’t get to party like it… Read More ›
Stolen U.S. Credit Cards Worth As Low As $5 On Black Market
Yahoo Finance reports that stolen U.S. credit card information is worth as little as $5 on the black market. 3 Theories We Have As To Why Getting busted by police after video released online of “Guy fraudulently buying a Happy… Read More ›
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