The Street reports that Sears is seeking a new $750 million loan to help its Sears and Kmart chains stay afloat. Since we’re all about helping formerly dominant companies, here are our 3 new slogans we propose for Sears/Kmart. Sears… Read More ›
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3 New Slogans For “Skinny” Bundles
A CBC reader called Canada’s new government-mandated $25 TV skinny bundle packages a “rip-off.” These plans give subscribers a basic bundle of major networks, and allows them to buy other bundles of channels to add to their basic bundle. Complaints… Read More ›
Skinny Bundles Coming To Canada
CBC reports that on March 1, all Canadian TV providers will be required to sell $25 “skinny bundles” of television stations that exclude hundreds of channels that consumers may not watch. Customers can buy the basic bundle and then add… Read More ›
3 Slogans We Propose For Disney’s New Pricing
CNN reports that Disney will be adjusting its pricing at its American Theme Parks based on the time of year, with three price ranges: Value, Regular, and Peak periods. Since we’re all about helping media conglomerates, here are 3 slogans… Read More ›
3 More Trump Fast Food Menu Items
During a CNN Town Hall last week, Donald Trump praised Wendy’s and McDonald’s (where his favorite item is the fictional “Fish Delight.” Here are three more Trump-inspired fast food items we’d expect Donald to like. Meximelt. This real Taco Bell item… Read More ›
Trump Calls For Boycott Of Largest U.S. Company, Says Use Korean Company
Donald Trump has told supporters to stop using Apple products, and boycott the company unless they create a backdoor that allows the FBI to hack into a terrorist’s iPhone. Instead he is saying he will use devices from Korean company… Read More ›
JebBush.com takes you to Donald Trump’s web page.
Whoops! Looks like Presidential candidate Jeb Bush doesn’t currently own the web domain “JebBush.com.” Entering that domain name will take you to Donald Trump’s campaign page. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story Should you really be criticizing the way… Read More ›
Red Lobster Slayin’ After Beyoncé Song Lyric
Business Insider reports that Red Lobster’s sales increased 33% on Super Bowl Sunday, a day after Beyoncé released her song Formation, which makes reference to Red Lobster. From the article: “We had no idea Beyoncé was going to give us… Read More ›
3 Business Ideas For Kanye West… As He Seems To Need Better Ideas.
Kanye West tweeted an unusual Valentine to Facebook CEO, Mark Zuckerberg. You can view the tweet by clicking here, where Kanye asks Zuck to invest one billion dollars in “Kanye West Ideas.” This all followed a Tweet where Kanye said… Read More ›
Jeb Breaks Out The W!
The Daily Mail reports that Jeb Bush will have his brother, former President George W. Bush at his side at a rally in South Carolina. Three More ‘W’s We’d Like To See Rally With Jeb Bush Wizards. Perhaps they could reveal… Read More ›
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