It’s time for another instalment of our “What In God’s Green Earth” series where we mock ridiculous-sounding #MysteryIngredients! Note in this Apple-Flavoured beer below that “apples” are not listed anywhere as an ingredient, but there apparently are “Natural Apple Flavours.”… Read More ›
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3 More Slogans We Propose That Don’t Mention Brand Names
USA Today reports that Budweiser maker Anheuser-Busch has launched a new ad campaign around the phrase “Let’s grab a beer.” The ads don’t mention or show any specific brand of beer, as apparently the King of Beers will still sell… Read More ›
Maybe Beverages Weren’t So Pure in 1516
Modern Farmer reports that a study of 24 German beers found 100% of the beers contained tiny bits of plastic or other undesirable items, including an insect, floating in the beer. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. Does… Read More ›
Blame Mom For That Hangover – It May Be Genetic And Not Just A Result Of The 14 Drinks You Had Last Night!
Yahoo News Digest reports that an Australian study indicates that whether you may be prone to hangovers may be about half-genetic. So if you are hungover from 14 drinks last night, definitely blame your parents for the last seven drinks,… Read More ›
In case you can’t figure out how to pour coffee in your beer…
The Canadian Press reports that coffee chain Tim Hortons has built a prototype of a store that could serve coffee-flavored beer. Or maybe it won’t. 3 More Flavors Of Beer We Don’t Want To See From Competitors 1. Legal-papers flavored… Read More ›
Florida Man Calls 9-1-1 After Wife Dumps Out Beer
QMI Agency reports that a Florida man was arrested after repeatedly calling 9-1-1 to complain that his wife threw out his unfinished beer. 3 Situations That Could Actually Make Dumping Out Beer A Real Emergency 1. Beer cans were filled… Read More ›
R.I.P. Justin Bieber Wax Figure
Time reports that the Justin Bieber wax figure at Madame Tussauds museum in Times Square has been put into early retirement due to being “groped to death.” 3 Other Materials We Suggest To Use To Make Justin Bieber Life-Size Gropable… Read More ›
Now You May Have A Reason To Stick Your Passport In The Fridge
Fox News reports that Molson-Coors has installed a beer fridge in the Team Canada Olympic house in Sochi, which dispenses free Molson Canadian beer, if you scan a Canadian passport. Three Questions That Arise From This Story 1. Is this why… Read More ›
This Does Not Call For A Bud Light!
Yesterday we wrote about a man who rushed back into a burning home to rescue some Bud Light. 3 More Bad Reasons To Run Back Into A Burning Home 1. To rescue a non-light beer. Totally more flammable and risky!… Read More ›
Man Runs Into Burning Building To Rescue Beer… You Read That Right, Not “Bear”
WTVM 9 reports that after a group of people from Columbus safely escaped from a burning building, one man went back into the building to get his beer. His beer rescue efforts were successfully accomplished resulting in his safe second… Read More ›
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