HopesAndFears.com reports that multiple experts believe that breakfast is not as important as once believed. According to these experts, studies paid for by cereal and bacon companies over the years suggested that the meal was very important. One of these… Read More ›
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3 Slogans We Propose For The Upcoming Google Watch
Wired reports that Google is making a smart watch with luxury watch maker Tag Heurer to compete with the Apple Watch. Here are 3 slogans we propose for the watch… 1. “Google: We Wait For Apple To Invent Stuff, Then… Read More ›
Funny Kitten Video Business Not As Lucrative As You May Have Thought
The Wall Street Journal reports that YouTube is not a profitable business. 3 Possible Explanations We Have As To Why YouTube Is Not Profitable 1. Kitten video supply exceeds demand just like kitten supply exceeds demand for every kid trying… Read More ›
3 Slogans We Propose As Disney Raises Prices To Theme Parks
The LA Times reports that Disney has raised the price of admission to its Anaheim theme parks to $99 for kids 10 and older from $96. Disney has also raised prices at its Orlando theme parks. Here are 3 new… Read More ›
3 Funny Things We See In Response To Facebook Ads
Business Insider reports that Google has at least 4 million advertisers; Facebook has over 2 million; and Twitter has 60,000. Now that Facebook has reached this milestone, here are 3 of the things we enjoy seeing in response to Facebook… Read More ›
Why Jerry Seinfeld May Sound Like Alvin and the Chipmunks
CNBC reports that certain cable networks that air reruns of Seinfeld have allegedly sped up the episodes by 7%, to make room for more commercials. So if you thought Jerry sounded like Alvin and the Chipmunks, it’s not your imagination… Read More ›
American Express Looks Like It Will Have A Sad Valentine’s Day
Yahoo Finance reports that American Express, which will be dumped by American Costco stores, will also be dropped by JetBlue. 3 Valentines We’ve Written For American Express 1. Be my Valentine… for a $450 annual fee. 2. You are the… Read More ›
3 Worse Ways Seattle Could Have Ended The Super Bowl
Sports fans everywhere are calling the Seattle Seahawks play that resulted in them losing the Super Bowl by an interception by the New England Patriots the “Worst Play In Super Bowl history.” Here are 3 worse ways we think Seattle… Read More ›
3 More Slogans We Propose For A 2016 Mitt Romney Republican Presidential Candidate Bid
1. Finally, a fresh candidate who will help the stock market, after six years of reaching disappointing record highs. 2. Finally, a candidate who will lower oil prices from their pathetically high levels that make refuelling private jets expensive. 3…. Read More ›
Hey, If People Don’t Go To Real Malls, You Can’t Expect Them To Go To Skymall
The Associated Press reports that Skymall, the inflight magazine that lets you buy garden gnomes and other weird items on commercial airplanes filed for bankruptcy. Honestly, we did not know the array of bizarre items that Skymall sells, because we… Read More ›
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