Ted Cruz combines “TrusTED” campaign with the B-52’s Love Shack to create remix replacing “Tin Roof Rusted” with “Ted Cruz – Trusted!”* 2. Doctor Ben Carson announces he is suspending his Champagne. Because he won’t win a state he… Read More ›
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We’re Not Done Delivering New Oreo Flavor Ideas!
As Oreo is changing things up with some new flavor we already forgot the name of, here are 3 more flavors we propose: Jerry Falwell, Junior-eos. These cookies are covered with icing featuring new Trump endorsements, but, not too… Read More ›
Yes! Even 3 More Oreo Flavors We’d Like To See
We’ve been spending the week giving you what the Oreo folks hope you demand: ideas for new flavors. Here are 3 more: Michael Bloomberg-eos. This cookie features golden Trump and Bloomberg outer cookies for those of you with billionaire tastes…. Read More ›
Playboy Mansion For Sale, But Hugh Hefner Will Continue To Live There
The Toronto Star reports that the Playboy Mansion is for sale with an asking price of $200 million. A condition of the sale is that Hugh Hefner gets to continue to live there. Since we are all about helping real… Read More ›
3 Slogans We Propose For Publishers Clearing House
Publishers Clearing House is running a new sweepstakes where you can win $5000 a week for life and then after you die, someone of your choice gets $5,000 a week for life. Since we’re all about helping companies, here are… Read More ›
3 New Slogans For A Twitter With A 10,000 Character Limit
Re/Code reports that sources have told it that Twitter will soon allow Tweets that contain more than 140 characters… up to 10,000 characters. Since we’re all about helping social networks, here are 3 new slogans we propose for Twitter should… Read More ›
Vladimir Putin Cologne
CNN reports that in Russia you can buy a Vladimir Putin inspired cologne called “Leaders.” Since Putin seems to like Trump, and Trump probably already has his own brands of cologne, here are: 3 Fresh Brands of Fragrances We Propose… Read More ›
3 Reasons We Believe Guns N’ Roses Will Reunite In 2016
EW reports that Guns N’ Roses front-man Axl Rose tweeted this today: “The only thing I know “confirmed” is my LOVE of Taco Bell! Mmmmm…. Taco Bell!! Happy New Years!!” Now – here are the 3 reasons we believe the… Read More ›
3 Things That TV Commercials Incorrectly Predicted About Christmas
There is not a silver car with a red bow on top in your driveway today. If you’re lucky, you only got a keychain – in camouflage colors, which will make it even more difficult to find your keys. If… Read More ›
Guinness Beer Plans A Vegan Version… So What Animal Product Is In It, You Ask?
CNN reports that Guinness plans on eliminating an ingredient used to filter yeast from its beer brewed in Ireland. It won’t be removing the ingredient from Guinness brewed in about 50 other countries. The ingredient: fish bladder. Since we are… Read More ›
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