Deadspin reports that the NBA Logo has been moved to the back of jerseys to possibly make room for ads. So your favorite NBA player’s uniform can now more closely match your child’s locally-sponsored soccer jersey. Except your child’s team… Read More ›
Mildly Bad News
Law: You Can’t File For Divorce Or Sue King Of Spain
The Local (Spain’s news in English) reports that due to a crazy law that prevents people from suing kings of Spain, the recently married King could prevent the former journalist he married on Thursday from ever divorcing him. 3 Frequently… Read More ›
Incomplete Pass Of Football Stuffed With Heroin Doesn’t Fool Prison Guards
Reuters reports that a Michigan man has been accused of attempting to throw a normal-looking football stuffed with heroin, cell phones, and cell phone chargers into a prison. 3 Worse Things To Throw Into Prison Stuffed Into A Football 1…. Read More ›
Breaking News: Airline Loses Checked Item, Then Finds It
The Bleacher Report reports that United Airlines lost professional golfer Rory McIlroy’s clubs before a major tournament in Ireland. And then they found them in time for the tournament. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. Was that news… Read More ›
Texas Rangers Warn Of Dangers Of Doing The Wave
Newslook reports that the Texas Rangers posted a message during a Major League Baseball game, banning “the wave.” Specifically, the message said: “Attention: due to amount of injuries sustained in this ballpark… State of Texas medical officials are advising that… Read More ›
Breaking News: Allegedly High Man Crashes Car Through Glass At CNN Center
CNN reports that an allegedly high 22-year-old man drove his Mercedes through the glass at the base of CNN’s headquarters in Atlanta. Interestingly, the area apparently has barricade poles, large, stone planters, lampposts and shin-high metal barriers. More interesting, nobody… Read More ›
Starbucks Gets Latest Tech That Doesn’t Work With Latest Tech
CNN reports that Starbucks is going to offer wireless phone recharging. It works without any special case for phones you’ve never heard of… and requires a special case if you use an iPhone or current Samsung Galaxy. In other words,… Read More ›
Waffle House Refuses To Let Waitress Keep Large, Non-Waffle Tip
Yahoo reports that a waitress at Waffle House received a $1,000.00 tip from a customer, but was told she was not allowed to keep it, as company policy is that waitstaff are only allowed to keep large tips given in… Read More ›
3 Things We Hope Will Be Next Now That Austrian Billboard Ads Target Dogs
The Local (Austria’s News In English) reports that dogs are being targeted by dog treat billboards in Austria. The ads are at dog-eye level and “exude the whiff of doggy treats.” Since dogs are apparently the decision-makers of Austrian household consumption,… Read More ›
Florida Man Calls 9-1-1 After Wife Dumps Out Beer
QMI Agency reports that a Florida man was arrested after repeatedly calling 9-1-1 to complain that his wife threw out his unfinished beer. 3 Situations That Could Actually Make Dumping Out Beer A Real Emergency 1. Beer cans were filled… Read More ›
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