Fortune reports that make-up seller Avon, may be getting rid of its North American business, including “Avon Ladies” who sell make-up door-to-door. 3 Jobs We Suggest For Former Door-To-Door Make-Up Sales People 1. Door-to-door farm animal make-up salesperson. Because if… Read More ›
Mildly Bad News
Studies: One Of The Most Stressful Days Of The Year Is Over (Sorry West Coast…)
Yahoo reports that studies show U.S. tax filing day is one of the most stressful days of the year. So congratulations, East Coast, tax-filing day is over! 3 Ways To Celebrate That You Have Filed Your Taxes 1. Find a… Read More ›
Missing Woman Found In Search Party Searching For Her
According to a 2012 story in the Toronto Sun, a search party in Iceland was called off after it was realized that the woman being searched for was actually in the search party. Seems she got off a tour bus,… Read More ›
Bieber tossed from Coachella. We Guess What Security Said.
According to CBC and TMZ, Justin Bieber was tossed from Coachella, where he was not performing, after being denied access to a backstage area to hang out with fellow Canadian Drake. 3 Responses We Wonder If Security Used If Justin… Read More ›
T-Mobile CEO Mobilizes Out Of Trump Hotel
CNET reports that T-Mobile CEO John Legere apparently got in a war of Tweets with Donald Trump after being dissatisfied with his stay at a Trump hotel in New York. Trump reportedly replied via Twitter that T-Mobile service is “terrible”… Read More ›
Alert For All Jar Jar Binks Fans
The Star Wars movies are now available for digital download on services like iTunes. 3 Suggestions Now That Star Wars Is Available For Download 1. Purchase as many copies of “Episode 1: The Phantom Menace” as you can afford. Sure,… Read More ›
Now You Won’t Have To Watch Ads Before Kitten Videos
Re/Code reports that YouTube is launching a new subscription service where users can pay to watch YouTube commercial-free! 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. Who is going to pay to see commercial-free, unsteady-camera kitten videos? Certainly not dogs. Nor antisocial cats…. Read More ›
3 More Slogans We Propose That Don’t Mention Brand Names
USA Today reports that Budweiser maker Anheuser-Busch has launched a new ad campaign around the phrase “Let’s grab a beer.” The ads don’t mention or show any specific brand of beer, as apparently the King of Beers will still sell… Read More ›
Of Course Trevor Noah Didn’t Steal Russell Peters’ Jokes…
CBC reports that comedian Russell Peters says it was only a prank when he accused incoming Daily Show host Trevor Noah of stealing his material. Here’s 3 reasons we believe this was a prank… 1. It wasn’t a very funny… Read More ›
Another reason not to confuse airports with parking meters.
CNN Money reports that people left $675,000 in change at American airport security checkpoints, which the TSA gets to keep. 3 Possible Explanations Why So Many People Leave Change Behind 1. Forgot change left over from strategically-placed vending machines that… Read More ›
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