During a speech to supporters at a Valencia, Ohio airport hangar today in front of his plane, Donald Trump said he had so many supporters that they couldn’t fit on the hangar, and thousands are on the runway. We don’t… Read More ›
2016 Presidential Election
Reddit User: Forbes Pulled Article Opining Sanders Will Win The Presidential Election
According to a Reddit user, Forbes pulled an article, that you can view a transcript of by clicking here. The article was titled:”How Bernie Sanders Will Win The Nomination (And The Presidency)” and written by Ilya Pozin. 3 More Forbes… Read More ›
Marco Rubio Wants His Kids To Work To Age 70
Marco Rubio said in tonight’s GOP debate that he’d gradually like to raise the retirement age to obtain social security to 70 by the time his kids retire. Since we are all about helping politicians, here are: 3 More Presents… Read More ›
Trump Steaks Really Bush Brothers Steaks
CNBC reports that some of the assortment of items Donald Trump showed reporters last night are not actually for sale to the public. From the article: “‘If we sold $50,000 of [Trump] steaks grand total, I’d be surprised,’ [former Sharper… Read More ›
Make America Steak Again!
In a press conference tonight, Donald Trump showed reporters Trump-branded frozen steaks, water, and other products, to presumably prove that they are successful products, unlike some in the media have suggested. 3 More Trump-Branded Products We’d Like To See Trump-micowaves. You… Read More ›
3 More Similar Vice-Presidents We’d Expect To See
Yesterday we wrote about a study showing that opposites don’t attract in romance or friendships. We thought the same may hold true in choosing Vice-Presidents, and suggested some similar potential running mates for current Presidential candidates. Here are 3 more… Read More ›
Sorry, MC Skat Kat, Science Says Opposites Don’t Attract
The Telegraph reports that researchers from Wellesley College and the University of Kansas proves people in longer relationships tend to have more in common with each other. The study looked at pairs of people in relationships, and also pairs of… Read More ›
3 Step Guide Of How To Move To Canada If Trump Wins
CNBC reports that “How to move to Canada” has trended on Google since Trump won numerous states on Super Tuesday. For those seeking advice, we offer these 3 tips: The residents of the Trump Tower Toronto may be looking for… Read More ›
Brief Summary Of Super Tuesday
America has turned into one giant Risk game board! Who put the menacing Chris Christie piece on Florida behind Donald Trump? That piece is supposed to be in Kamchatka! Just like the real game, Risk, everyone says they are winning…… Read More ›
3 More Excuses For Trump Not Releasing His Tax Returns
Traditional Trump method of releasing information, in 140 character Tweets would drive Trump accounts insane too close to tax season. Boring! How can media devote every day to Trump when they’re reading long tax returns? We’re not saying returns were… Read More ›
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