As Donald Trump continues to question whether Canadian-born Ted Cruz is a “Natural Born Citizen,” a phrase that is not defined by the Constitution, we offer 3 definitions: It means what it meant in 1776, just like all Ted Cruz… Read More ›
Month: January 2016
Nevada Casinos Lose Money Six Years In A Row
CNN reports that due to declines in gambling, Nevada casinos collectively have lost money six years in a row. Since we’re all about helping big casinos, here are: 3 Slogans We Propose For Las Vegas “What happens in Vegas stays… Read More ›
Drug Lord Who Escaped From Mexican Prison Caught After Contacting Movie Producers To Make Film About His Escape
CNN reports that a drug king pin nicknamed “El Chapo,” who escaped from Mexican prisons twice, most recently using an elaborate tunnel system, has been caught again… after contacting film producers to ask them to make a bio pic of… Read More ›
3 Slogans We Propose For Publishers Clearing House
Publishers Clearing House is running a new sweepstakes where you can win $5000 a week for life and then after you die, someone of your choice gets $5,000 a week for life. Since we’re all about helping companies, here are… Read More ›
China Stock Market Crashes
China’s mainland stock market crashed last night, taking world stock markets down with it today. Three Things You Should Have Invested In Instead Of Chinese Stocks 1. Action figures from the latest Star Wars movie. If the investment doesn’t pay… Read More ›
Who Are These “People” Who Might Question Ted Cruz’ Citizenship?
Donald Trump has recently suggested that people may ask whether Canadian-born Ted Cruz is a U.S. Natural Born Citizen. Who are these “people” that Trump is referring to? We have 3 guesses of people who are not going to ask… Read More ›
3 New Slogans For A Twitter With A 10,000 Character Limit
Re/Code reports that sources have told it that Twitter will soon allow Tweets that contain more than 140 characters… up to 10,000 characters. Since we’re all about helping social networks, here are 3 new slogans we propose for Twitter should… Read More ›
Donald Trump Campaigning Like It’s 1999… But Why Is Everyone Forgetting Trump’s 1989 Ghostbusters Video Appearance?
Tonight on CNN, a Donald Trump supporter continued to explain how Bill Clinton’s 1990s affairs are somehow relevant to Hillary Clinton’s campaign. 3 Questions For Donald Trump Do you really believe that Americans don’t know Bill and Hillary are different people?… Read More ›
Netflix House Of Cards Features Fuller House
CBS News reports that Netflix will be debuting 15 new shows in 2016, including “Fuller House,” which stars everyone from “Full House” except the Olsen Twins and other famous people. But what are the former stars doing? Here are some… Read More ›
Vladimir Putin Cologne
CNN reports that in Russia you can buy a Vladimir Putin inspired cologne called “Leaders.” Since Putin seems to like Trump, and Trump probably already has his own brands of cologne, here are: 3 Fresh Brands of Fragrances We Propose… Read More ›
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